Dododex
ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
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What are some funny jokes or stories about the dodo? Funny dodo jokes submitted by ARK players.
I took fifty gigas to kill this thing it is a monster approach with grenades
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Ooh a cute little baby dodo! ... average lvl110 was killed by a baby dodo lvl1
The dodo has many forms. Flying dodo(argy) raptor dodo(diynonocis) Rex dodo(dodo Rex) wyvern dodo(dodo wyvern) and anything els that is completely terrafeyin that has feathers
THIS THING KILLED A REX A SPINO AND TWO THERIZINOS AND 5 GIGAS AND DIED TO A MOSCHOPS
Be wary when you breed these begeners youโll need to make kibble or the baby dodo will kill you why Iโm saying this is Is cus dodos....are....o...p op vary op Iโm souprized if you had 2 youโre op
U know whatโs funny, dead dodo in anybodyโs world: OOF *ragdoll* in my world dodo be like: SCHREEEEEEETCH TO DA MOON BOOCHES REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Dis is true
Lez say u pop on brutal
U see dodo and slap.
U realize it lvl 700
U be like. โoh f***โ
U die in one hit
U leave and delete world and be like: โf*** brutal not even creator could do dat.โ
In soviet Russia you kill dodo in every other country dodo kill you
Dodo Rex is the apx brid It Hass 1000000
Forcetamed reaper queen can kill dodos one shot apparently
Everyone. The "I can't believe how nerfed he got" post MUST stay at 999.
Kill them all!
You need to
Theyโre tasty
Hey, you should try KFD, it's way better than KFC.
(Kentucky Fried Dodo)
That isnt right.
My dodo bird is dumb and weird because she eats meats.
So I tamed a dodo (female) she wonโt lay any eggs so I tamed her a male one she still wonโt lay egg now she have 9 males already but wonโt lay egg
WATCH OUT! THERE LIKE ONE HUNDRED TIMES STRONGER THEN A GIGGRER!
the dodo is the hardest dino to tame. it hurts your fists. also when your fists start to bleed after taming call your dodo king of the base,
All you need are 5 Alpha Fire Wyverns 100 gigas 20 death worms and 100 of each boss