Dododex

ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion

Question

What are some funny jokes or stories about the dodo? Funny dodo jokes submitted by ARK players.

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score -2 · Answer 1 · 2021-05-27T20:25:44+00:00

Godzilla and Kong will die by a lvl 9999 dodo same thing with lvl 1 dodo

score -2 · Answer 2 · 2021-05-25T23:35:10+00:00

So if u are fighting somebody with a dodo and a rex spawns in and u have to bolas. Yeet the bolas at their legs and run

score -2 · Answer 3 · 2021-05-24T09:10:06+00:00

I got 20 dodos and they tried to take on a T-Rex but they all died so I run!

score -2 · Answer 4 · 2021-05-16T10:07:43+00:00

I thougt I could ride them...

Nope ist just a useless PET...

score -2 · Answer 5 · 2021-04-30T20:31:02+00:00

Warning this is the most dangerous species in ark it will violently bludgeon you until you are knocked out then it will drag you underwater so you die

score -2 · Answer 6 · 2021-04-25T16:41:17+00:00

They will kill you instantly and your giga

score -2 · Answer 7 · 2021-03-10T00:43:43+00:00

I HAVE A DREAM!

In ARK mobile you should be able to breed dodos and combine their sizes, so I am going to make, THE MEGA DODO! DUN DUN DUH! With him, I shall dominate the server! All will how to me! Or pay the price...

-Jedi

score -2 · Answer 8 · 2021-03-01T13:19:50+00:00

❤️😂😂😂he is going to be a zeby

score -2 · Answer 9 · 2022-06-19T17:53:52+00:00

When you start off you can go one of two ways. Beating the game. Or making the biggest dodo army ever. As tempting as it is, try not to break the game with your dodos.

score -2 · Answer 10 · 2022-05-16T14:30:23+00:00

I just ate a dodos wife and im happy that i died to the husband

score -2 · Answer 11 · 2022-04-30T13:51:28+00:00

Extremely deadly 2nd to the coelenacanth, punch it and hells doors will open to reveal a demonic dodo, obliterating you in seconds, and ye don’t punch dodos unless u want to then go right ahead I’ll be standing back here, what go ahead… nothing holding u bak

score -2 · Answer 12 · 2022-02-21T16:43:45+00:00

The one with the beak

That will throw you off a peak

Hes ganna make you shake

And drown you in a lake

Hes gotten himself rich

Its ganna make you twitch

He turns the river red

It's a matter before your dead

Hes not so dumb

Hes ganna make you numb

He thinks this is fun

He is not close to done

Hes ganna take his wing

And make your ears ring

He wont let you scream

He has a lazer beam

Hes ganna use a bomb

And explode your mom

Murderous dodo song -kiraXwolf

score -2 · Answer 13 · 2022-02-17T07:47:07+00:00

Me: *Tamed ever dodo I see*

Dodos: …

*Me kills ever dodo I see*

score -2 · Answer 14 · 2022-02-01T18:25:04+00:00

Play dodo doh dodo dodo

score -2 · Answer 15 · 2022-02-01T14:27:44+00:00

This creature is ALWAYS and I mean ALWAYS my starter pet.

score -2 · Answer 16 · 2022-01-11T00:23:06+00:00

me: finds dodo dodo: am gonna ruin this guys whole career

score -2 · Answer 17 · 2022-01-10T20:47:57+00:00

So I have a level 50 that I only leveled Melee on and it has 400 melee

score -2 · Answer 18 · 2021-12-23T20:43:41+00:00

Odds are lame do not take give me a giga give me the fame

(I LOVE DODOS ❤️)

score -2 · Answer 19 · 2021-12-21T22:09:38+00:00

Subscribe to dhar dogs but better

score -2 · Answer 20 · 2021-12-16T03:45:18+00:00

Watch out a lvl 1 Dodo beast has appeared! Mew two I choose you! Use Psystrike! 0- dodo use peck!

1B- Mew two fainted! i pick….RUNNN!!! Dodo calls out his army!! Oh no…