
What are some funny jokes or stories about the dodo? Funny dodo jokes submitted by ARK players.
Warning this is the most dangerous species in ark it will violently bludgeon you until you are knocked out then it will drag you underwater so you die
They will kill you instantly and your giga
I HAVE A DREAM!
In ARK mobile you should be able to breed dodos and combine their sizes, so I am going to make, THE MEGA DODO! DUN DUN DUH! With him, I shall dominate the server! All will how to me! Or pay the price...
-Jedi
โค๏ธ๐๐๐he is going to be a zeby
Me:No no no aw shoot Iโm about to lose Raptor Red and Bumpy!
My sister: watch out! Imma psych my dodos on this giga!
Your tribe mate killed a giga lvl 3 giga!
Real Ark players see just hide.
Grad 666 stun arows 5 bats 127 automatic turrets and 50 teck weapons easy now
un-caunches
You think that the dodos are nothing, but the twist is the theri is itโs big brother or sister.the dodo Rex is itโs mama or daddy.
This is the most dangerous creature in ark. To tame it you will need tek dino gates 500 Tranq darts and a bunch gigas to distract it and with all this it takes about five hours to tame. But you still need to worry about itโs stats it has super high melee damage that can one shot a giga it has mega stamina to top that off it has ultra health about 1 million health so itโs super hard to tame.
It could also take out a alpha king titan in 50 hits. I hope this helps you tame this beast. Good luck.
Put them in a cage and give them all Valentine's day chocolates and watch chaos
Mum thinks the dodorex is cute!?
Roses are red, violets are blue, i love dodos, and they can kill you!
This is a super strong dino that is super op it has super high melee Damage great hp and it can run across the map in seconds. If you tame this you can become the alpha tribe in less then 24 hours. But if you find this creature in the wild your going to die in seconds. Only the most skilled players in ark can tame this beast.
I like to use these things as basketballs and throw them off cliffs
Dodos be OP... deal with it. Try killing it and say bye to this world.
I took fifty gigas to kill this thing it is a monster approach with grenades
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Ooh a cute little baby dodo! ... average lvl110 was killed by a baby dodo lvl1
The dodo has many forms. Flying dodo(argy) raptor dodo(diynonocis) Rex dodo(dodo Rex) wyvern dodo(dodo wyvern) and anything els that is completely terrafeyin that has feathers
THIS THING KILLED A REX A SPINO AND TWO THERIZINOS AND 5 GIGAS AND DIED TO A MOSCHOPS