Dododex
ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
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What are some funny jokes or stories about the dodo? Funny dodo jokes submitted by ARK players.
Hey, you should try KFD, it's way better than KFC.
(Kentucky Fried Dodo)
That isnt right.
My dodo bird is dumb and weird because she eats meats.
So I tamed a dodo (female) she wonโt lay any eggs so I tamed her a male one she still wonโt lay egg now she have 9 males already but wonโt lay egg
WATCH OUT! THERE LIKE ONE HUNDRED TIMES STRONGER THEN A GIGGRER!
the dodo is the hardest dino to tame. it hurts your fists. also when your fists start to bleed after taming call your dodo king of the base,
All you need are 5 Alpha Fire Wyverns 100 gigas 20 death worms and 100 of each boss
Mine somehow got 3000% melee damage.
So I found a dodo and began to farm dem for meat I have became a dairy farmer killing the babies... Help me please..
If people keep bullying this thing you will regret it because he will get buff an one shot the king titan.
I can ride
My dodos a beast literally it killed a sarcophagus and its only level 50 did like wtf
On the island, the lonely island
The dodo walks tonight
In the island, the distant island
The dodo walks tonight
On the shoreline, the peaceful shoreline
The dodo walks tonight
On the shoreline, the endless shoreline
The dodo walks tonight
Donโt let it wander
It dies easy
Start a dodo farm shoot anyone who comes near and kill ANYTHING THAT'D NIT A DODO MURDERRRRRRRR
Dodo at the start ๐
Dodo at the end. ๐๐ฅฉ๐ฅ๐
to me they look MORE DANGERS THAN A CHICKEN๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐ค๐ค๐ค๐ค๐ค๐ค๐ค๐ค๐ค๐ค๐ค๐ค๐ค๐ค๐ค๐ค๐ค๐ค๐ค๐ค๐ค๐ค๐ค๐ค๐ค๐ค๐ค๐ค๐ค๐ค๐ค๐ค๐ค๐ค๐ค๐ค๐ค๐ค๐ค๐ค๐ค๐ค๐ค๐ค๐ค๐ค๐ค๐ค๐ค๐ค๐ค๐ค๐ค๐ค๐ค๐ค๐ค๐ค๐ค๐ค๐ค๐ค๐ค๐ค๐ค๐ค๐ค๐ค๐ค๐ค๐ค๐ค๐ค๐ค๐ค๐ค๐ค๐ค๐ค๐ค๐ค๐ค๐ค๐ค๐ค๐ค๐ค๐ค๐ค๐ค๐ค๐ค๐ค๐ค๐ค๐ค๐ค๐ค
If you kill me then my father will come and kill you!!!
Ps: His name is Dodorex...
No one:
Absolutely no one:
Dododex users: dodo=giga giga=dodo
I saw a dodo didnโt even look at the level and I tamed it then i was like shit I noticed it was level 23 and I looked at health for that level and it was about 60 something on health