Dododex

ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion

Question

What are some funny jokes or stories about the dodo? Funny dodo jokes submitted by ARK players.

score -2 · Answer 1 · 2020-07-24T21:07:05+00:00

WATCH OUT! THERE LIKE ONE HUNDRED TIMES STRONGER THEN A GIGGRER!

score -2 · Answer 2 · 2020-07-23T06:45:07+00:00

the dodo is the hardest dino to tame. it hurts your fists. also when your fists start to bleed after taming call your dodo king of the base,

score -2 · Answer 3 · 2020-07-12T10:53:51+00:00

All you need are 5 Alpha Fire Wyverns 100 gigas 20 death worms and 100 of each boss

score -2 · Answer 4 · 2020-07-06T21:56:50+00:00

Mine somehow got 3000% melee damage.

score -2 · Answer 5 · 2020-06-28T23:41:44+00:00

So I found a dodo and began to farm dem for meat I have became a dairy farmer killing the babies... Help me please..

score -2 · Answer 6 · 2020-06-18T03:57:34+00:00

If people keep bullying this thing you will regret it because he will get buff an one shot the king titan.

score -2 · Answer 7 · 2020-06-02T02:19:01+00:00

I can ride

score -2 · Answer 8 · 2020-05-29T15:13:57+00:00

My dodos a beast literally it killed a sarcophagus and its only level 50 did like wtf

score -2 · Answer 9 · 2020-05-27T14:42:38+00:00

On the island, the lonely island

The dodo walks tonight

In the island, the distant island

The dodo walks tonight

On the shoreline, the peaceful shoreline

The dodo walks tonight

On the shoreline, the endless shoreline

The dodo walks tonight

score -2 · Answer 10 · 2020-05-06T20:49:19+00:00

Don’t let it wander

It dies easy

score -2 · Answer 11 · 2020-05-06T00:01:18+00:00

Start a dodo farm shoot anyone who comes near and kill ANYTHING THAT'D NIT A DODO MURDERRRRRRRR

score -2 · Answer 12 · 2020-04-28T10:34:39+00:00

Dodo at the start 😁

Dodo at the end. 🍗🥩🥓🍖

score -2 · Answer 13 · 2020-04-24T04:39:11+00:00

to me they look MORE DANGERS THAN A CHICKEN🍖🍖🍖🍖🍖🍖🍖🍖🍖🍖🍖🍖🍖🍖🍖🍖🍖🍖🍖🍖🍖🍖🍖🍖🍖🍖🍖🍖🍖🍖🍖🍖🍖🍖🍖🍖🍖🍖🍖🍖🍖🍖🍖🍖🍖🍖🍖🍖🍖🍖🍖🍖🍖🍖🍖🍖🍖🍖🍖🍖🍖🍖🍖🍖🍖🍖🍖🍖🍖🍖🍖🍖🍖🍖🍖🍖🍖🍖🍖🍖🍖🍖🍖🍖🐤🐤🐤🐤🐤🐤🐤🐤🐤🐤🐤🐤🐤🐤🐤🐤🐤🐤🐤🐤🐤🐤🐤🐤🐤🐤🐤🐤🐤🐤🐤🐤🐤🐤🐤🐤🐤🐤🐤🐤🐤🐤🐤🐤🐤🐤🐤🐤🐤🐤🐤🐤🐤🐤🐤🐤🐤🐤🐤🐤🐤🐤🐤🐤🐤🐤🐤🐤🐤🐤🐤🐤🐤🐤🐤🐤🐤🐤🐤🐤🐤🐤🐤🐤🐤🐤🐤🐤🐤🐤🐤🐤🐤🐤🐤🐤🐤🐤

score -2 · Answer 14 · 2020-04-16T12:45:05+00:00

If you kill me then my father will come and kill you!!!

Ps: His name is Dodorex...

score -2 · Answer 15 · 2020-04-16T06:52:28+00:00

No one:

Absolutely no one:

Dododex users: dodo=giga giga=dodo

score -2 · Answer 16 · 2020-04-14T10:02:05+00:00

I saw a dodo didn’t even look at the level and I tamed it then i was like shit I noticed it was level 23 and I looked at health for that level and it was about 60 something on health

score -2 · Answer 17 · 2020-03-19T05:53:26+00:00

When you first start playing ark... Idiot was killed by level 20 dodo.

I’ve seen a lvl 50 dodo, I killed it with one shot from my fat ass, I still feel the feathers, or is it still in there........

score -2 · Answer 18 · 2020-03-17T18:22:01+00:00

You see this thing? This thing is stronger than 1,000,000 elephants! Watch your back when your around them...

score -2 · Answer 19 · 2020-03-08T21:28:11+00:00

Great distraction for raptor’s if you just chuck it at them then you run.

score -2 · Answer 20 · 2020-02-16T12:52:17+00:00

If you like gaming These what the f*** is wrong with you