Dododex
ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
Tips & Strategies
I’m upset because I had a hidden room in my attic and I wanted to name the dodo Anne Frank but I can’t do it so it ruined my whole house because outside I had signs all over for an accurate holocaust museum and it was terrible so what I decided to do was throw toxic gas into my museum then take the body back out then burn it and I left the building as an eerie reminder of our past and every time I pass by a tear goes down my cheek
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IF IT SEE IT...RUN!!!!
I had just woken on a strange island to see this feathered creature staring at me. It had this puppy dog look in it's eyes as if asking me for help so I fed it a berry. That's when the gates of hell swung open and the devil sprung forth his army! They sprung forth from the nearby shrubs like a tidal wave. It was utter chaos: feathers were flying everywhere as if a tornado had ripped through a chicken farm. And the pecking! Oh god the pecking! Everything went black. When I woke again, I was laying next to a bloody mound of something resembling...a person? And sitting right next to it, was that same little bird quizzically staring at me. When it realized I was awake, it squawked and threw up it's wings. And then, an ungodly sound emanated from behind a nearby bush...