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Funny Tips

What are some funny jokes or stories about the dire bear? Funny dire bear jokes submitted by ARK players.
Holy [insert something here] is the pic of this thing supposed to look menacing! It looks like a friggin deformed fluffy doorbell!
Hug Pooh bear trust me just hug it.
If Dangerous Why Friend Shaped?
Education is good but when You shoot it doesnโt Dier
Alright why are they extinct in my server?
I tried to tame a max level 150 and I was with my argy lvl (143) and it died easily how
DAMN BOI HE THICC,THATS A THICC AZZ BOI-This post was made by koalakidnapper
Dog is not best friend in pre-soviet Russia this is best friend
hey neebs I got an artifact while you guys were screwing around with the bears
I attempted to tame one and ended up in a dire situation
Now Iโm looking for my bear necessities!
Yo dis boi so dam seedy he,s faster than a dam thyla
Honestly the one in the picture has very ugly colors
China:winne the poo is very evil and must be stoped (
China:-sees dire bear-
China: OMG ITS WINNE THE POO
China:-nukes the dire bear-
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Never get between a Direbear and itโs lunch, otherwise you will become the appetizer.
WAIT GUYS! IS THIS FREDDY FAZ BEAR????? HORHORHORHORHOR HORORHORHORHOOOOR!
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He's unBEARable srry that's wrong
I found found one that is grizz panda and ice bear. We bare bears reference. I'm 10
IM ANGYYYY THAT HE ISNTTT INN TOP TEN BERRIE (Iโm a mobile player)