
What are some funny jokes or stories about the dire bear? Funny dire bear jokes submitted by ARK players.
I went to the zoo just the other day and I saw a bunch of ark Dinoโs ther-OH CRAP A DIRE BEAR IS EATING MY FACE
Hug Pooh bear trust me just hug it.
Education is good but when You shoot it doesnโt Dier
Holy [insert something here] is the pic of this thing supposed to look menacing! It looks like a friggin deformed fluffy doorbell!
If Dangerous Why Friend Shaped?
Alright why are they extinct in my server?
I tried to tame a max level 150 and I was with my argy lvl (143) and it died easily how
DAMN BOI HE THICC,THATS A THICC AZZ BOI-This post was made by koalakidnapper
hey neebs I got an artifact while you guys were screwing around with the bears
Dog is not best friend in pre-soviet Russia this is best friend
Yo dis boi so dam seedy he,s faster than a dam thyla
I attempted to tame one and ended up in a dire situation
Now Iโm looking for my bear necessities!
Never get between a Direbear and itโs lunch, otherwise you will become the appetizer.
WAIT GUYS! IS THIS FREDDY FAZ BEAR????? HORHORHORHORHOR HORORHORHORHOOOOR!
Honestly the one in the picture has very ugly colors
China:winne the poo is very evil and must be stoped (
China:-sees dire bear-
China: OMG ITS WINNE THE POO
China:-nukes the dire bear-
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He's unBEARable srry that's wrong
I found found one that is grizz panda and ice bear. We bare bears reference. I'm 10