When you tame one then realize it does not do any damage

You: KILL THAT T-RES

diplodocus: blows it away without giving any damage

(Buttercup meme plays)

They dont have platform saddles i thought they did but now i have no use for the cheaper bronto

Snap back to reality OPP THERE GOES GRAVITY

The diplo that yeeted my rex to Mars is going to be dead after I finish writing this 👁️👄👁️

I was near one at my base and he didn’t attack me just playfully pushed me around for about 5 minutes and left. I don’t know if this is a territorial thing or curiosity, but this goes to show how smart the Dino’s in ARK really are.

Diplo says if it tags you it is still the tagger. COMBO BUNGA!!!!!

On Ark wiki it says that diploma are just trying to give you a hug! I’m just like, How??!

Don't go near 💀 💀 💀

A HELPFUL TIP SHOULD CONTAIN MORE WORDS

If you think it’s an easy kill because it does no damage, you might think differently when your hurtling to your death off the cliff that the Diplo pushed you off of.

Diplodocus: *living his best life* me: *running for my like while 100 terror birds chase me* diplodocus: *chilling* me: * proceeds to absolutely wipe my self on the diplodocus* diplodocus: the hell ma- *sees 100 terror birds* diplodocus: why me-

Dis a llama+

It’s like a llama, but I carries

Imagine if you can level up its damage and the higher it goes, the farther you can yeet others things. It'll be the ultimate trolling machine

Real men tame with stimberrys.

I needed more words :T

Is nobody gonna make a diplodonkulus joke?

If a diplo doesn't get you, the fall damage will.

I was playing multiplayer and trying to get a guy killed but it wasn’t PVP

So I went over to a beach and punched a diplo

I led it To the guy and he started attacking the diplo

I’m pretty sure he died😈

ITS A DIPLODOCULUS BUM BUM BUM BUM

These guys never answer the questions you ask them, they just keep saying, ummmmm, ummmmm, ummmmmm.

Me and my bois: *exsist*

This one diplo: d i e.

Me: No you.

Diplo: no you

*fighting noises*

WARNING: when u tame them and they fallow u they look like rabid zombie dinosaurs. They run so fast! 😳