Dododex
ARK: Survival Evolved Companion
Tips & Strategies
Me and my bois: *exsist*
This one diplo: d i e.
Me: No you.
Diplo: no you
*fighting noises*
More Diplodocus Funny Tips
Ms. Frizzle: Seatbelts, everyone!
Arnold: Please let this be a normal field trip!
Wanda: With the Friz?
All except Arnold: NO WAY!
Arnold: Awww!
Walkin' on the Cente. You're relaxed and feelin' Good! (Yeah!)
Next thing that you know, You're seein'..
Ms. Frizzle: (Running into ocean) WA-HA-HA-HOOO!!
A Tuseoteuthis in the neighborhood?
Surfin' On a plesio! Swingin' through the jungle!
Take a left at redwood forest. Take your second right past Lava island!
On The Magic Diplo!
Navigate a Swamp!
Climb on The Magic Diplo!
Spank an ammonite, too!
Wanda: Take that!
On Our Magic Diplo!
Raft a river of lava!
On The Magic Diplo!
Such a fine thing to do!
Whole Class: Wooooooooooaaaaaaaaahhhhhh!
So strap your bones right to the seat.
Come on in and don't be shy.
Just to make your day complete,
You might get baked into a vegetable cake!
On The Magic Diplo!
Sit on the side, It's a wilder ride!
Come On!
RIDE ON THE MAGIC DIPLO!!!
Step 1: Build a school
Step 2: Tame one of these
Step 3: Name it School Bus
Step 4: Get your friends to be students
Friend: is that a bronto?
Me: no its a diplo
Friend: whats the difference
Me: it cant damage you
Friend: oh cool! *gets hit off cliff*
Wild diplo: Iβm free!
Tamed diplo with saddle: Why is my back so heavy?
The 11 players on the diplo: π
Dip: oh cool! A human! Ima snuggle it!
*snuggles human*
Dip: huh? Whereβd it go?
Human lvl 13 died from fall damage!
Dip: aww man! I never get to hug anybody! π
*sees another human*
Dip: ooooh another human!
Ima hug him!
Human lvl 13 died (again) from fall damage!
Me doing literally nothing and just standing:
The diplo that walked into me: Oh, so you have chosen PUSH
Nudge me like you do, nud-nud-nudge me like you do...
I tamed one with 178% melee damage what do I do with this?πππ
There should be an april fools event where the diplos do a million damage and the knockback could be more powerful it knocks u into another map.
The Bronto's retarded cousin. This dino doesn't inflect damage. It only knocks you back