(Music) Oh yeah, its a DolLaR StOrE TitAnOSauR,Yeah!

Diplo: Started to cry because I can’t do damageeee but I can puss people off cliffs! and can push other Dino’s to help other players! and to annoy players!

Diplodocus: I’m so strong nothing can kill me-

Me: *kills in three shots with a shot gun*

All of the diplodocus’s cousins running at me: so you have chosen death

Me and my friend see a supply drop at the bottom of a cliff right after we decided not to get it this thing pushed us both down and we died

he protecc

he attacc

but most importantly

he do smacc

Diplodocus: also know as free meat.

Me: opens purple loot crate

loot crate: here's a acendent Diplo saddle!

Me: Wildcard, please explain

Real men punch lvl 300ds over 5,000 times and somehow not let it die, the feed it 1,500 mejoberrys and 401 narcotics to keep it asleep for 6 hours.

Me doing literally nothing and just standing:

The diplo that walked into me: Oh, so you have chosen PUSH

Level your diplo to see cute dance, dancing diplo will make you happy after fighting a pro level 150+ survivor

When I tame tame this guy I could have sworn I heard someone say “The battle bus is dropping” 😂😂😂

I just got yeeted off a cliff by one of these today. I get that they're just try to nuzzle me, but damn, I just died, y'know?

Funny thing is that they actually are playing with you even if you are attacking it

Who has 200 metal for there saddle at lvl 32!?!?!?!?

Move away move away these guys are just funny untamed

So there basically a school bus but with owt the school 🤨🤨🤨🤨

Who else thinks these things need a platform saddle?

I almost knocked one out...I realised it was a passive tame at about the same time I fell off a cliff somehow I'm still alive

I tamed one with 178% melee damage what do I do with this?😂😂😂

I made my base at teh edge of a cliff and a enemy tribe came with a diplo and pushed me off the cliff last thing I heard was THIS IS SPARTA