Feed it once, go to the bathroom, grab a snack, watch your favorite movie, take a shower, have dinner with the family, tame a rex and then feed it again

Ms. Frizzle: Seatbelts, everyone!

Arnold: Please let this be a normal field trip!

Wanda: With the Friz?

All except Arnold: NO WAY!

Arnold: Awww!

Walkin' on the Cente. You're relaxed and feelin' Good! (Yeah!)

Next thing that you know, You're seein'..

Ms. Frizzle: (Running into ocean) WA-HA-HA-HOOO!!

A Tuseoteuthis in the neighborhood?

Surfin' On a plesio! Swingin' through the jungle!

Take a left at redwood forest. Take your second right past Lava island!

On The Magic Diplo!

Navigate a Swamp!

Climb on The Magic Diplo!

Spank an ammonite, too!

Wanda: Take that!

On Our Magic Diplo!

Raft a river of lava!

On The Magic Diplo!

Such a fine thing to do!

Whole Class: Wooooooooooaaaaaaaaahhhhhh!

So strap your bones right to the seat.

Come on in and don't be shy.

Just to make your day complete,

You might get baked into a vegetable cake!

On The Magic Diplo!

Sit on the side, It's a wilder ride!

Come On!

RIDE ON THE MAGIC DIPLO!!!

Step 1: Build a school

Step 2: Tame one of these

Step 3: Name it School Bus

Step 4: Get your friends to be students

Friend: is that a bronto?

Me: no its a diplo

Friend: whats the difference

Me: it cant damage you

Friend: oh cool! *gets hit off cliff*

Who has 200 metal for there saddle at lvl 32!?!?!?!?

One time,when I was taming an allo, I saw one of these near a bronto( I was on foot with no mount {rip bary}) so I went up to it because that is where I had knocked out the allo but instead of accessing the inventory of the allo I punched the bronto by accident. (Note:I did not notice but the diplo also got aggravated) the bronto yeeted me as the diplo hit me and I went at 480000 kms into orbit, and thats how the actual first man on the moon happend

Dip: oh cool! A human! Ima snuggle it!

*snuggles human*

Dip: huh? Where’d it go?

Human lvl 13 died from fall damage!

Dip: aww man! I never get to hug anybody! 😔

*sees another human*

Dip: ooooh another human!

Ima hug him!

Human lvl 13 died (again) from fall damage!

Nudge me like you do, nud-nud-nudge me like you do...

Male Diplo: takes 5 seconds per feed and is tamed <15 mins

Female Diplo: *gets fed once* aight wait for me till I'm hungry okay? *casually waits 1000 cycles* alright I'm hungry again

The Bronto's retarded cousin. This dino doesn't inflect damage. It only knocks you back