this thing is a friggin bus! My whole family plays ark. I Thames one of these bad boys and I took them all on a ride to the redwoods. Epic tame! 🤣🤣🤣🤣

How come when I killed this dude for some hide he went WEEEEEEEEEEE!!

Ms. Frizzle: Seatbelts, everyone!

Arnold: Please let this be a normal field trip!

Wanda: With the Friz?

All except Arnold: NO WAY!

Arnold: Awww!

Walkin' on the Cente. You're relaxed and feelin' Good! (Yeah!)

Next thing that you know, You're seein'..

Ms. Frizzle: (Running into ocean) WA-HA-HA-HOOO!!

A Tuseoteuthis in the neighborhood?

Surfin' On a plesio! Swingin' through the jungle!

Take a left at redwood forest. Take your second right past Lava island!

On The Magic Diplo!

Navigate a Swamp!

Climb on The Magic Diplo!

Spank an ammonite, too!

Wanda: Take that!

On Our Magic Diplo!

Raft a river of lava!

On The Magic Diplo!

Such a fine thing to do!

Whole Class: Wooooooooooaaaaaaaaahhhhhh!

So strap your bones right to the seat.

Come on in and don't be shy.

Just to make your day complete,

You might get baked into a vegetable cake!

On The Magic Diplo!

Sit on the side, It's a wilder ride!

Come On!

RIDE ON THE MAGIC DIPLO!!!

Step 1: Build a school

Step 2: Tame one of these

Step 3: Name it School Bus

Step 4: Get your friends to be students

Friend: is that a bronto?

Me: no its a diplo

Friend: whats the difference

Me: it cant damage you

Friend: oh cool! *gets hit off cliff*

Level your diplo to see cute dance, dancing diplo will make you happy after fighting a pro level 150+ survivor

Dip: oh cool! A human! Ima snuggle it!

*snuggles human*

Dip: huh? Where’d it go?

Human lvl 13 died from fall damage!

Dip: aww man! I never get to hug anybody! 😔

*sees another human*

Dip: ooooh another human!

Ima hug him!

Human lvl 13 died (again) from fall damage!

Me: opens purple loot crate

loot crate: here's a acendent Diplo saddle!

Me: Wildcard, please explain

Random person: is this bronto?

Me: no, diplo

R.p: can it hurt me?

Me: no

R.p: ok! *gets hit off of cliff into the redwoods*

This was on mobile pve server btw

Nudge me like you do, nud-nud-nudge me like you do...