Dododex
ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
Funny Tips

What are some funny jokes or stories about the diplodocus? Funny diplodocus jokes submitted by ARK players.
Diplo eating food and drinking water near a fuzzy red with long nails that idk how to spell
Me who jump off a cliff to land on its back so the fuzzy rex won’t come after me still having to get to the other side of the swap
Diplo: Lemme help you with that! *yeets to the other side *
Diplo (again) Lemme help you more while you try to tame me!
IT CONTINUED TO THROW ME EVERYWHERE WHILE TRYING TO TAMMME
It was funny when I accidentally yeeted off volcano full speed with one of these...game lagged and I missed the turn to go downhill....went right off the edge... imagine my shock when I get to the bottom and take no fall damage 😲 every since I've been using these as cliff jumpers 🤣
Its sooo annoying how they hit you and fly you against the ground! But I was lucky A tea Rex came out of no where and was going to attack me and out of nowhere my bro way like let me take care of this 😎 and it hit me far away and killed the t-rex with 4 hits! And then.. he came back to me and start hitting me again.. 🙃. But it was worth it.