
What are some funny jokes or stories about the diplodocus? Funny diplodocus jokes submitted by ARK players.
This annoying Diplo is the reason I lost my Otter & Castoroide. I went to get metal and when I came back I see the Diplo pushing both of them off the cliff. I ran as fast as I could but before I got there he pushed them off and they died to two rock elementals in the water. Diplos are my enemies in this game.
It was funny when I accidentally yeeted off volcano full speed with one of these...game lagged and I missed the turn to go downhill....went right off the edge... imagine my shock when I get to the bottom and take no fall damage 😲 every since I've been using these as cliff jumpers 🤣
Diplo eating food and drinking water near a fuzzy red with long nails that idk how to spell
Me who jump off a cliff to land on its back so the fuzzy rex won’t come after me still having to get to the other side of the swap
Diplo: Lemme help you with that! *yeets to the other side *
Diplo (again) Lemme help you more while you try to tame me!
IT CONTINUED TO THROW ME EVERYWHERE WHILE TRYING TO TAMMME