Dododex
ARK: Survival Evolved Companion

Tips & Strategies

I was randomly walking around your cliff and all of a sudden this Diplo thing came out of nowhere and push me off and my Lystro RIP thunderπππ
More Diplodocus Funny Tips
Funny thing is that they actually are playing with you even if you are attacking it
Ms. Frizzle: Seatbelts, everyone!
Arnold: Please let this be a normal field trip!
Wanda: With the Friz?
All except Arnold: NO WAY!
Arnold: Awww!
Walkin' on the Cente. You're relaxed and feelin' Good! (Yeah!)
Next thing that you know, You're seein'..
Ms. Frizzle: (Running into ocean) WA-HA-HA-HOOO!!
A Tuseoteuthis in the neighborhood?
Surfin' On a plesio! Swingin' through the jungle!
Take a left at redwood forest. Take your second right past Lava island!
On The Magic Diplo!
Navigate a Swamp!
Climb on The Magic Diplo!
Spank an ammonite, too!
Wanda: Take that!
On Our Magic Diplo!
Raft a river of lava!
On The Magic Diplo!
Such a fine thing to do!
Whole Class: Wooooooooooaaaaaaaaahhhhhh!
So strap your bones right to the seat.
Come on in and don't be shy.
Just to make your day complete,
You might get baked into a vegetable cake!
On The Magic Diplo!
Sit on the side, It's a wilder ride!
Come On!
RIDE ON THE MAGIC DIPLO!!!
Step 1: Build a school
Step 2: Tame one of these
Step 3: Name it School Bus
Step 4: Get your friends to be students
Hippity yeetity, you get yeeted off a cliffity
Friend: is that a bronto?
Me: no its a diplo
Friend: whats the difference
Me: it cant damage you
Friend: oh cool! *gets hit off cliff*
Dip: oh cool! A human! Ima snuggle it!
*snuggles human*
Dip: huh? Whereβd it go?
Human lvl 13 died from fall damage!
Dip: aww man! I never get to hug anybody! π
*sees another human*
Dip: ooooh another human!
Ima hug him!
Human lvl 13 died (again) from fall damage!
What i see : A Giant gallimimus for metal runs
What my carno see : prime meat
The definition of yeet in a game I never would have knownππππππππ€£πππππππ€£π€£π€£π€£π€£π€£π€£π€£
Diplo:OMAE WA MOE SHINDAOU
You:NANI?!?!
Diplo:*Yeets u off a cliff*
Diplo:OMAE WA MOE SHINDAOU
You:NANI?!?!
Diplo:*Yeets u off a cliff*