Dododex
ARK: Survival Evolved Companion

Dododex
ARK: Survival Evolved Companion
Tips & Strategies

*Screaming and getting pushed off of a cliff because the Diplo wants to “play”*
More Diplodocus Funny Tips
Ms. Frizzle: Seatbelts, everyone!
Arnold: Please let this be a normal field trip!
Wanda: With the Friz?
All except Arnold: NO WAY!
Arnold: Awww!
Walkin' on the Cente. You're relaxed and feelin' Good! (Yeah!)
Next thing that you know, You're seein'..
Ms. Frizzle: (Running into ocean) WA-HA-HA-HOOO!!
A Tuseoteuthis in the neighborhood?
Surfin' On a plesio! Swingin' through the jungle!
Take a left at redwood forest. Take your second right past Lava island!
On The Magic Diplo!
Navigate a Swamp!
Climb on The Magic Diplo!
Spank an ammonite, too!
Wanda: Take that!
On Our Magic Diplo!
Raft a river of lava!
On The Magic Diplo!
Such a fine thing to do!
Whole Class: Wooooooooooaaaaaaaaahhhhhh!
So strap your bones right to the seat.
Come on in and don't be shy.
Just to make your day complete,
You might get baked into a vegetable cake!
On The Magic Diplo!
Sit on the side, It's a wilder ride!
Come On!
RIDE ON THE MAGIC DIPLO!!!
Arnold: Please let this be a normal field trip!
Wanda: With the Friz?
All except Arnold: NO WAY!
Arnold: Awww!
Walkin' on the Cente. You're relaxed and feelin' Good! (Yeah!)
Next thing that you know, You're seein'..
Ms. Frizzle: (Running into ocean) WA-HA-HA-HOOO!!
A Tuseoteuthis in the neighborhood?
Surfin' On a plesio! Swingin' through the jungle!
Take a left at redwood forest. Take your second right past Lava island!
On The Magic Diplo!
Navigate a Swamp!
Climb on The Magic Diplo!
Spank an ammonite, too!
Wanda: Take that!
On Our Magic Diplo!
Raft a river of lava!
On The Magic Diplo!
Such a fine thing to do!
Whole Class: Wooooooooooaaaaaaaaahhhhhh!
So strap your bones right to the seat.
Come on in and don't be shy.
Just to make your day complete,
You might get baked into a vegetable cake!
On The Magic Diplo!
Sit on the side, It's a wilder ride!
Come On!
RIDE ON THE MAGIC DIPLO!!!
IRL: tail whip can break the sound barrier and sounds like a freshly shot cannon
Ark devs: ‘kay let’s just make him do the pushy pushy all off the cliff for the reason of “friendship.”
Ark devs: ‘kay let’s just make him do the pushy pushy all off the cliff for the reason of “friendship.”
Step 1: Build a school
Step 2: Tame one of these
Step 3: Name it School Bus
Step 4: Get your friends to be students
Step 2: Tame one of these
Step 3: Name it School Bus
Step 4: Get your friends to be students
Dip: oh cool! A human! Ima snuggle it!
*snuggles human*
Dip: huh? Where’d it go?
Human lvl 13 died from fall damage!
Dip: aww man! I never get to hug anybody! 😔
*sees another human*
Dip: ooooh another human!
Ima hug him!
Human lvl 13 died (again) from fall damage!
*snuggles human*
Dip: huh? Where’d it go?
Human lvl 13 died from fall damage!
Dip: aww man! I never get to hug anybody! 😔
*sees another human*
Dip: ooooh another human!
Ima hug him!
Human lvl 13 died (again) from fall damage!
Friend: is that a bronto?
Me: no its a diplo
Friend: whats the difference
Me: it cant damage you
Friend: oh cool! *gets hit off cliff*
Me: no its a diplo
Friend: whats the difference
Me: it cant damage you
Friend: oh cool! *gets hit off cliff*
Alli A: It's a dipolodocolus
Ark: adds dipolodocolus
Alli A: don't mess with the dipolodocolus
Ark: makes it so they don't do damage
Alli A: why you bully me
Ark: adds dipolodocolus
Alli A: don't mess with the dipolodocolus
Ark: makes it so they don't do damage
Alli A: why you bully me
I hate seeing these poor things helpless fighting raptors and other carnivores.