Dododex

ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion

Question

What are some funny jokes or stories about the diplodocus? Funny diplodocus jokes submitted by ARK players.

score 5 · Answer 1 · 2019-11-26T17:31:54+00:00

These hit you everywhere with their fat chungus heads they don’t hurt you but if your on the side of a clif with one of these guys your gonna get hit off of it.

score 6 · Answer 2 · 2019-01-01T05:16:03+00:00

Meet brontos annoying little bro

score 6 · Answer 3 · 2018-11-19T23:46:00+00:00

Smartest dino jn the game it nocks I off of cliffs r.i.p ricky

score 1 · Answer 4 · 2024-03-25T18:08:49+00:00

I found out you stand just right underneath them you can passive afk tame. They won't move so just feed whenever you can

score 2 · Answer 5 · 2023-02-14T23:30:09+00:00

Paint it yellow and. Call it ThE mAgIc ScHoOl BuS

score 3 · Answer 6 · 2021-12-29T23:03:52+00:00

Have diplos act in the movie 300

-BorkBro75

#ThisIsDiplodoca

score 3 · Answer 7 · 2021-12-06T03:54:06+00:00

Do t try to save it, they will turn on you and start pushing you back or attacking you with minor atk, if tameing try to pin yourself on a giant walls so you don’t get knocked back

score 4 · Answer 8 · 2020-11-28T04:32:28+00:00

lol XD my guy keeps going in a infinite loop around me XD

score 4 · Answer 9 · 2020-11-18T21:19:58+00:00

Other than the ten seats and good for storage these guys are pretty bad at fighting. They would get killed by a dilophosaur if not for the knowback and even the attack does barely any damage. I’ve seen one get killed by a raptor in fact and that’s how weak it is.

score 4 · Answer 10 · 2020-10-25T12:03:02+00:00

Play I've tamed one of these before and here are some tips.

Step 1.when taking this thicc legend you need to be in a open space with no predators nearby and no rock or if will kill you

Step 2.try to have intimate berries it's take like an hour to take

Step 3. Realized you in a did universe cos you've been slungng to another galaxy

score 0 · Answer 11 · 2025-04-06T18:09:07+00:00

They shoud make a ark movie it would be great becouse the trailers are already great

score 4 · Answer 12 · 2020-09-20T07:35:22+00:00

Fun Fact This Little Fella Can Yeet A Bronto Which Is Almost Double It’s Size. Fcking Thing Pushed My Bronto Off A Cliff Like It Was Lion King Just Because We Were Invading It’s Space.

score 5 · Answer 13 · 2019-08-12T03:18:20+00:00

This monstrosity is why parachutes exist.

score 6 · Answer 14 · 2018-04-11T19:39:14+00:00

Diplo: I am not drunk bob: right ( wile Fallin of a clif

score 1 · Answer 15 · 2023-12-30T21:39:58+00:00

When I heard ali-a say diplodocus I didn’t know it was a real Dino 😂😂

score 1 · Answer 16 · 2023-12-28T21:54:38+00:00

Heres why you shouldn’t waste all your points in knockback.

score 3 · Answer 17 · 2021-07-20T08:21:30+00:00

Me: just casually taming a froggo at the edge of the swamp.

Diplo: YEETS me into the swamp and I get surrounded by snakes, sarcos, kapros.

Me: ... Fu** you and I will see you tomorrow

score 5 · Answer 18 · 2019-04-05T19:13:56+00:00

I was just minding my own business farming some metal and this jerk hits me off the cliff

score 2 · Answer 19 · 2022-08-13T10:49:49+00:00

Bus Simulator Prehistoric Edition

score 2 · Answer 20 · 2022-07-17T15:41:02+00:00

Im just going to tame this thing to help my raptors