Me: just casually taming a froggo at the edge of the swamp.
Diplo: YEETS me into the swamp and I get surrounded by snakes, sarcos, kapros.
Me: ... Fu** you and I will see you tomorrow
Bronto: I can destroy walls from thatch to adobe
Titanosaur: destroys every walls
Diplo: can't even destroy the most weakest wall
ITS A DIPLODOCUS!!!!!
Ms. Frizzle: Seatbelts, everyone!
Arnold: Please let this be a normal field trip!
Wanda: With the Friz?
All except Arnold: NO WAY!
Walkin' on the Cente. You're relaxed and feelin' Good! (Yeah!)
Next thing that you know, You're seein'..
Ms. Frizzle: (Running into ocean) WA-HA-HA-HOOO!!
A Tuseoteuthis in the neighborhood?
Surfin' On a plesio! Swingin' through the jungle!
Take a left at redwood forest. Take your second right past Lava island!
On The Magic Diplo!
Navigate a Swamp!
Climb on The Magic Diplo!
Spank an ammonite, too!
Wanda: Take that!
On Our Magic Diplo!
Raft a river of lava!
Such a fine thing to do!
Whole Class: Wooooooooooaaaaaaaaahhhhhh!
So strap your bones right to the seat.
Come on in and don't be shy.
Just to make your day complete,
You might get baked into a vegetable cake!
Sit on the side, It's a wilder ride!
RIDE ON THE MAGIC DIPLO!!!
When your diplo has 457% melee damage...
My diplo lvl 350 died to a lvl 3 DILO
Step 1: Build a school
Step 2: Tame one of these
Step 3: Name it School Bus
Step 4: Get your friends to be students
This thing can literally die from a dodo
Friend: is that a bronto?
Me: no its a diplo
Friend: whats the difference
Me: it cant damage you
Friend: oh cool! *gets hit off cliff*