Dododex

ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion

Question

What are some funny jokes or stories about the diplodocus? Funny diplodocus jokes submitted by ARK players.

score 1 · Answer 1 · 2023-07-15T05:20:28+00:00

Diplo: Awww man I'm not as strong as my brother Bronto and I'm not as big as my brother titano. I can't even hit anyone. I'm completely passive just like the stupidest guys at my school, Dodo and Mochops.

Human: *See a bronto* ('-')

*See a titano* wow it's massive

*See diplo* HOLY SMOKES RUUUUUN

Diplo:🥲

score 3 · Answer 2 · 2022-03-04T17:19:25+00:00

Me: *Hits diplo* sorry!

Diplo: ima smack you into orbit.

Me: uh…how tho? You don’t have hands.

Diplo: I don’t need hands. *smacks me into orbit*

score 3 · Answer 3 · 2022-03-02T04:19:20+00:00

Guy: *Points at Diplo* Is this a Bronto?

score 7 · Answer 4 · 2019-05-26T03:43:30+00:00

Only tamed him so I don't become a bird

score 7 · Answer 5 · 2019-05-18T22:49:45+00:00

And now... a nice poem

Roses are red

Violets are blue

I only exist

To bother you

With tons of knockback

But no real attack

I’m starting to get hungry

Give me a snack

score 1 · Answer 6 · 2023-07-06T15:34:44+00:00

Hello everybody and welcome aboard. Thanks for using diplo lines. Next station, swamp. Please remember to stay in your sit. The waitress will give you mejoberries, full water jars, cooked meat and fish meat, dodo eggs and beer. Thank you very much.

score 3 · Answer 7 · 2022-02-09T04:41:15+00:00

The first time you ride one of these things...hold on, your mind is about to be blown. I had no idea these beasts could move 😅

score 0 · Answer 8 · 2024-03-16T20:19:11+00:00

Ok so it will headbutt you it takes a whole day to Tam so have mejoberrya prepared beforehand stay away from water if it goes in water you can't feed it. I was at 96.4 amd it headbutt me into jellyfish in water.

score 3 · Answer 9 · 2021-12-29T23:03:52+00:00

Have diplos act in the movie 300

-BorkBro75

#ThisIsDiplodoca

score 4 · Answer 10 · 2021-04-22T06:56:24+00:00

Dude Made me fly Into the ocean which seemed lucky, but then a Certain Few Fish came along and That was It For Little 'ole NotKakyoin.

score 4 · Answer 11 · 2021-04-20T00:17:43+00:00

They YEET you righttttttt into a pack pf raptors & a theriz.

score 4 · Answer 12 · 2021-04-19T21:31:25+00:00

Your Diplo is evolving...

Your diplo evolved into...

A Bronto!

score 1 · Answer 13 · 2023-06-16T18:30:41+00:00

Tame diplo on pvp server get like 30 more friends to join then you go to a base and ₥₳₴Ɇ₵ɄⱤɆ 😃👁️👄👁️😂😇

score 3 · Answer 14 · 2021-12-06T03:54:06+00:00

Do t try to save it, they will turn on you and start pushing you back or attacking you with minor atk, if tameing try to pin yourself on a giant walls so you don’t get knocked back

score 4 · Answer 15 · 2021-02-23T13:46:39+00:00

Pack of diplos against a giga

Giga goes:NEOOOOOOOO STOPPPPP

score 5 · Answer 16 · 2020-05-26T12:40:40+00:00

Me: oooooh a long neck heh heh heh

Diplo: wtf did u just call me

score 2 · Answer 17 · 2022-08-13T10:49:49+00:00

Bus Simulator Prehistoric Edition

score 4 · Answer 18 · 2021-01-14T05:53:29+00:00

Roses are red violets are blue

When you see this guy he will YEET YOU

score 2 · Answer 19 · 2022-07-17T15:41:02+00:00

Im just going to tame this thing to help my raptors

score 2 · Answer 20 · 2022-07-13T02:29:27+00:00

Why do they throw you about

The map it annoying as heck