Dododex
ARK: Survival Evolved Taming Calculator

Dododex
ARK: Survival Evolved Taming Calculator
Tips & Strategies

Ms. Frizzle: Seatbelts, everyone!
Arnold: Please let this be a normal field trip!
Wanda: With the Friz?
All except Arnold: NO WAY!
Arnold: Awww!
Walkin' on the Cente. You're relaxed and feelin' Good! (Yeah!)
Next thing that you know, You're seein'..
Ms. Frizzle: (Running into ocean) WA-HA-HA-HOOO!!
A Tuseoteuthis in the neighborhood?
Surfin' On a plesio! Swingin' through the jungle!
Take a left at redwood forest. Take your second right past Lava island!
On The Magic Diplo!
Navigate a Swamp!
Climb on The Magic Diplo!
Spank an ammonite, too!
Wanda: Take that!
On Our Magic Diplo!
Raft a river of lava!
On The Magic Diplo!
Such a fine thing to do!
Whole Class: Wooooooooooaaaaaaaaahhhhhh!
So strap your bones right to the seat.
Come on in and don't be shy.
Just to make your day complete,
You might get baked into a vegetable cake!
On The Magic Diplo!
Sit on the side, It's a wilder ride!
Come On!
RIDE ON THE MAGIC DIPLO!!!
Arnold: Please let this be a normal field trip!
Wanda: With the Friz?
All except Arnold: NO WAY!
Arnold: Awww!
Walkin' on the Cente. You're relaxed and feelin' Good! (Yeah!)
Next thing that you know, You're seein'..
Ms. Frizzle: (Running into ocean) WA-HA-HA-HOOO!!
A Tuseoteuthis in the neighborhood?
Surfin' On a plesio! Swingin' through the jungle!
Take a left at redwood forest. Take your second right past Lava island!
On The Magic Diplo!
Navigate a Swamp!
Climb on The Magic Diplo!
Spank an ammonite, too!
Wanda: Take that!
On Our Magic Diplo!
Raft a river of lava!
On The Magic Diplo!
Such a fine thing to do!
Whole Class: Wooooooooooaaaaaaaaahhhhhh!
So strap your bones right to the seat.
Come on in and don't be shy.
Just to make your day complete,
You might get baked into a vegetable cake!
On The Magic Diplo!
Sit on the side, It's a wilder ride!
Come On!
RIDE ON THE MAGIC DIPLO!!!
More Diplodocus Funny Tips
Roses are red violets are blue
When you see this guy he will YEET YOU
When you see this guy he will YEET YOU
*Screaming and getting pushed off of a cliff because the Diplo wants to βplayβ*
Me:mom can we get a titanosaur?
Mom: we already have one at home
Titanosaur at home:
Mom: we already have one at home
Titanosaur at home:
Funny thing is if your on a mountain youπ΅
Diplo:seeβs me
Me:oh no oh no oh no we can play lat-
Diplo:YEETUS DELETUS
Me:spawns on a cliff next to another
New diplo:YEETUS DELETUS
Me:*DIES*
Me:spawns and says why
Me:oh no oh no oh no we can play lat-
Diplo:YEETUS DELETUS
Me:spawns on a cliff next to another
New diplo:YEETUS DELETUS
Me:*DIES*
Me:spawns and says why
Diplos do damage actually. They throw you off cliffs and laugh at you
Dip: oh cool! A human! Ima snuggle it!
*snuggles human*
Dip: huh? Whereβd it go?
Human lvl 13 died from fall damage!
Dip: aww man! I never get to hug anybody! π
*sees another human*
Dip: ooooh another human!
Ima hug him!
Human lvl 13 died (again) from fall damage!
*snuggles human*
Dip: huh? Whereβd it go?
Human lvl 13 died from fall damage!
Dip: aww man! I never get to hug anybody! π
*sees another human*
Dip: ooooh another human!
Ima hug him!
Human lvl 13 died (again) from fall damage!
I hate seeing these poor things helpless fighting raptors and other carnivores.
Step 1: Build a school
Step 2: Tame one of these
Step 3: Name it School Bus
Step 4: Get your friends to be students
Step 2: Tame one of these
Step 3: Name it School Bus
Step 4: Get your friends to be students