One time,while I was literally trying to tame a giga,I almost fully tamed the giga but the I ran out of food for the giga, fortunately I saw a few paras but right before I could get to those paras, a Diplo walked up to me and the Diplo looked like it said not today @##hole and yeeted me off the cliff.i lost all my items and so much progress because it took me ages to tame the giga,after that I went to my bed and started crying,it was so heartbreaking because when I came back the gigas tame meter reset, literally the worst moment of my life💀

Going down its neck looks cool.

Ms. Frizzle: Seatbelts, everyone!

Arnold: Please let this be a normal field trip!

Wanda: With the Friz?

All except Arnold: NO WAY!

Arnold: Awww!

Walkin' on the Cente. You're relaxed and feelin' Good! (Yeah!)

Next thing that you know, You're seein'..

Ms. Frizzle: (Running into ocean) WA-HA-HA-HOOO!!

A Tuseoteuthis in the neighborhood?

Surfin' On a plesio! Swingin' through the jungle!

Take a left at redwood forest. Take your second right past Lava island!

On The Magic Diplo!

Navigate a Swamp!

Climb on The Magic Diplo!

Spank an ammonite, too!

Wanda: Take that!

On Our Magic Diplo!

Raft a river of lava!

On The Magic Diplo!

Such a fine thing to do!

Whole Class: Wooooooooooaaaaaaaaahhhhhh!

So strap your bones right to the seat.

Come on in and don't be shy.

Just to make your day complete,

You might get baked into a vegetable cake!

On The Magic Diplo!

Sit on the side, It's a wilder ride!

Come On!

RIDE ON THE MAGIC DIPLO!!!

Me on a cliff diplo: long live the king me: oh shet

Word of advice: Do NOT aggro one of these when you’re trying to tame something else.

I was minding my own business, taming a lvl 30 Galli, had used my last soothing balm bc i know it would take ages otherwise since i had no kibble, when along comes a Diplo I had accidentally aggroed not 2 mins prior.

Now, we all know the Diplo attack does nothing, just throws you backwards right? WELL, turns out if you’re taming an unconscious dino with one of these buggers around, and it attacks YOU, it actually one-shots the unconscious dino, thus wasting any and all resources used for said tame attempt.

Damn you, Diplo. Damn you.

Diplo: Started to cry because I can’t do damageeee but I can puss people off cliffs! and can push other Dino’s to help other players! and to annoy players!

Friend: is that a bronto?

Me: no its a diplo

Friend: whats the difference

Me: it cant damage you

Friend: oh cool! *gets hit off cliff*

Dip: oh cool! A human! Ima snuggle it!

*snuggles human*

Dip: huh? Where’d it go?

Human lvl 13 died from fall damage!

Dip: aww man! I never get to hug anybody! 😔

*sees another human*

Dip: ooooh another human!

Ima hug him!

Human lvl 13 died (again) from fall damage!

Nudge me like you do, nud-nud-nudge me like you do...