So o was walking around the mountains, happy as can be then I see a this thing, a cross between a snake and a brachiosaurus my good mates told me it was a passive tame but once I got close to it...
Ms. Frizzle: Seatbelts, everyone!
Arnold: Please let this be a normal field trip!
Wanda: With the Friz?
All except Arnold: NO WAY!
Walkin' on the Cente. You're relaxed and feelin' Good! (Yeah!)
Next thing that you know, You're seein'..
Ms. Frizzle: (Running into ocean) WA-HA-HA-HOOO!!
A Tuseoteuthis in the neighborhood?
Surfin' On a plesio! Swingin' through the jungle!
Take a left at redwood forest. Take your second right past Lava island!
On The Magic Diplo!
Navigate a Swamp!
Climb on The Magic Diplo!
Spank an ammonite, too!
Wanda: Take that!
On Our Magic Diplo!
Raft a river of lava!
Such a fine thing to do!
Whole Class: Wooooooooooaaaaaaaaahhhhhh!
So strap your bones right to the seat.
Come on in and don't be shy.
Just to make your day complete,
You might get baked into a vegetable cake!
Sit on the side, It's a wilder ride!
RIDE ON THE MAGIC DIPLO!!!
Me and my bois: *exsist*
This one diplo: d i e.
Me: No you.
Diplo: no you
Introducing the Dippy-do-da-loducus; Ark's very own, one and, only, walking bus.
Step 1: Build a school
Step 2: Tame one of these
Step 3: Name it School Bus
Step 4: Get your friends to be students
So there basically a school bus but with owt the school 🤨🤨🤨🤨
Friend: is that a bronto?
Me: no its a diplo
Friend: whats the difference
Me: it cant damage you
Friend: oh cool! *gets hit off cliff*
Dip: oh cool! A human! Ima snuggle it!
Dip: huh? Where’d it go?
Human lvl 13 died from fall damage!
Dip: aww man! I never get to hug anybody! 😔
*sees another human*
Dip: ooooh another human!
Ima hug him!
Human lvl 13 died (again) from fall damage!
I just tamed one a week ago and named it school bus on steroids
So one I was fighting one of these and it didn't do any damage...being the beach bob I am and thinking it was just another bug on mobile I went to go fistfight a alpha carno...
Kinda wish it just pushed me off a cliff like everyone else
There should be an april fools event where the diplos do a million damage and the knockback could be more powerful it knocks u into another map.