Dododex
ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
The contrast between the people that consider the Diplodocus as friends and…
The contrast between the people that consider the Diplodocus as friends and the other people that consider it a free walking meat source is crazy
More Diplodocus Funny Tips
Feed it once, go to the bathroom, grab a snack, watch your favorite movie, take a shower, have dinner with the family, tame a rex and then feed it again
Ms. Frizzle: Seatbelts, everyone!
Arnold: Please let this be a normal field trip!
Wanda: With the Friz?
All except Arnold: NO WAY!
Arnold: Awww!
Walkin' on the Cente. You're relaxed and feelin' Good! (Yeah!)
Next thing that you know, You're seein'..
Ms. Frizzle: (Running into ocean) WA-HA-HA-HOOO!!
A Tuseoteuthis in the neighborhood?
Surfin' On a plesio! Swingin' through the jungle!
Take a left at redwood forest. Take your second right past Lava island!
On The Magic Diplo!
Navigate a Swamp!
Climb on The Magic Diplo!
Spank an ammonite, too!
Wanda: Take that!
On Our Magic Diplo!
Raft a river of lava!
On The Magic Diplo!
Such a fine thing to do!
Whole Class: Wooooooooooaaaaaaaaahhhhhh!
So strap your bones right to the seat.
Come on in and don't be shy.
Just to make your day complete,
You might get baked into a vegetable cake!
On The Magic Diplo!
Sit on the side, It's a wilder ride!
Come On!
RIDE ON THE MAGIC DIPLO!!!
Step 1: Build a school
Step 2: Tame one of these
Step 3: Name it School Bus
Step 4: Get your friends to be students
Friend: is that a bronto?
Me: no its a diplo
Friend: whats the difference
Me: it cant damage you
Friend: oh cool! *gets hit off cliff*
Dip: oh cool! A human! Ima snuggle it!
*snuggles human*
Dip: huh? Whereβd it go?
Human lvl 13 died from fall damage!
Dip: aww man! I never get to hug anybody! π
*sees another human*
Dip: ooooh another human!
Ima hug him!
Human lvl 13 died (again) from fall damage!
Nudge me like you do, nud-nud-nudge me like you do...
This huge guy doesn't know how to break thatch
SERIOUSLY
THATCH!
The Bronto's retarded cousin. This dino doesn't inflect damage. It only knocks you back
I can't believe I tamed it for defense. It can't even kill or damage a lvl 1 dodo. Maybe i tamed it to begin laughing while punching it but I won't tame it again I will pick up some wild ones and send them to my enemies base to make them Lough