Dododex
ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
Tips & Strategies
When I met him for the first time, I was afraid to get under his feet. After a while, I met him again, and he ran at me, seeing all his teeth, I started running away from him as fast as I could, I got into a dead end in the canyon (where the very first cave is located), and when he came up, he threw me up without hitting me, and under his name was It says that you can feed him, I shouldn't have started doing it then... Then I stood for about an hour, then I brought him to my house and left him there as a defense, but then it dawned on me that if he didn't hurt me, what would he do to others?... I set him on a Dodo running past and he sent her to look at the depths of the ocean (in short, he pushed her hard towards the ocean). Since then, he's... oh... she stands next to my house, laying eggs and pushing away enemies (well, she keeps a large volume of different berries (she can still lift 1,500 kg))When I met him for the first time, I was afraid to get under his feet. After a while, I met him again, and he ran at me, seeing all his teeth, I started running away from him as fast as I could, I got into a dead end in the canyon (where the very first cave is located), and when he came up, he threw me up without hitting me, and under his name was It says that you can feed him, I shouldn't have started doing it then... Then I stood for about an hour, then I brought him to my house and left him there as a defense, but then it dawned on me that if he didn't hurt me, what would he do to others?... I set him on a Dodo running past and he sent her to look at the depths of the ocean (in short, he pushed her hard towards the ocean). Since then, he's... oh... she stands next to my house, laying eggs and pushing away enemies (well, she keeps a large volume of different berries (she can still lift 1,500 kg)).
More Diplodocus Funny Tips
Feed it once, go to the bathroom, grab a snack, watch your favorite movie, take a shower, have dinner with the family, tame a rex and then feed it again
Ms. Frizzle: Seatbelts, everyone!
Arnold: Please let this be a normal field trip!
Wanda: With the Friz?
All except Arnold: NO WAY!
Arnold: Awww!
Walkin' on the Cente. You're relaxed and feelin' Good! (Yeah!)
Next thing that you know, You're seein'..
Ms. Frizzle: (Running into ocean) WA-HA-HA-HOOO!!
A Tuseoteuthis in the neighborhood?
Surfin' On a plesio! Swingin' through the jungle!
Take a left at redwood forest. Take your second right past Lava island!
On The Magic Diplo!
Navigate a Swamp!
Climb on The Magic Diplo!
Spank an ammonite, too!
Wanda: Take that!
On Our Magic Diplo!
Raft a river of lava!
On The Magic Diplo!
Such a fine thing to do!
Whole Class: Wooooooooooaaaaaaaaahhhhhh!
So strap your bones right to the seat.
Come on in and don't be shy.
Just to make your day complete,
You might get baked into a vegetable cake!
On The Magic Diplo!
Sit on the side, It's a wilder ride!
Come On!
RIDE ON THE MAGIC DIPLO!!!
Me:all aboard!(riding on the head)
People:(start climbing up and sitting on diplo)
Step 1: Build a school
Step 2: Tame one of these
Step 3: Name it School Bus
Step 4: Get your friends to be students
Friend: is that a bronto?
Me: no its a diplo
Friend: whats the difference
Me: it cant damage you
Friend: oh cool! *gets hit off cliff*
Dip: oh cool! A human! Ima snuggle it!
*snuggles human*
Dip: huh? Whereβd it go?
Human lvl 13 died from fall damage!
Dip: aww man! I never get to hug anybody! π
*sees another human*
Dip: ooooh another human!
Ima hug him!
Human lvl 13 died (again) from fall damage!
Nudge me like you do, nud-nud-nudge me like you do...
This huge guy doesn't know how to break thatch
SERIOUSLY
THATCH!
The Bronto's retarded cousin. This dino doesn't inflect damage. It only knocks you back
When it throws you off a cliff and you lose everything