Dododex
ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
Tips & Strategies
Word of advice: Do NOT aggro one of these when you’re trying to tame something else.
I was minding my own business, taming a lvl 30 Galli, had used my last soothing balm bc i know it would take ages otherwise since i had no kibble, when along comes a Diplo I had accidentally aggroed not 2 mins prior.
Now, we all know the Diplo attack does nothing, just throws you backwards right? WELL, turns out if you’re taming an unconscious dino with one of these buggers around, and it attacks YOU, it actually one-shots the unconscious dino, thus wasting any and all resources used for said tame attempt.
Damn you, Diplo. Damn you.
More Diplodocus Funny Tips
Ms. Frizzle: Seatbelts, everyone!
Arnold: Please let this be a normal field trip!
Wanda: With the Friz?
All except Arnold: NO WAY!
Arnold: Awww!
Walkin' on the Cente. You're relaxed and feelin' Good! (Yeah!)
Next thing that you know, You're seein'..
Ms. Frizzle: (Running into ocean) WA-HA-HA-HOOO!!
A Tuseoteuthis in the neighborhood?
Surfin' On a plesio! Swingin' through the jungle!
Take a left at redwood forest. Take your second right past Lava island!
On The Magic Diplo!
Navigate a Swamp!
Climb on The Magic Diplo!
Spank an ammonite, too!
Wanda: Take that!
On Our Magic Diplo!
Raft a river of lava!
On The Magic Diplo!
Such a fine thing to do!
Whole Class: Wooooooooooaaaaaaaaahhhhhh!
So strap your bones right to the seat.
Come on in and don't be shy.
Just to make your day complete,
You might get baked into a vegetable cake!
On The Magic Diplo!
Sit on the side, It's a wilder ride!
Come On!
RIDE ON THE MAGIC DIPLO!!!