Feed it once, go to the bathroom, grab a snack, watch your favorite movie, take a shower, have dinner with the family, tame a rex and then feed it again

Ms. Frizzle: Seatbelts, everyone!

Arnold: Please let this be a normal field trip!

Wanda: With the Friz?

All except Arnold: NO WAY!

Arnold: Awww!

Walkin' on the Cente. You're relaxed and feelin' Good! (Yeah!)

Next thing that you know, You're seein'..

Ms. Frizzle: (Running into ocean) WA-HA-HA-HOOO!!

A Tuseoteuthis in the neighborhood?

Surfin' On a plesio! Swingin' through the jungle!

Take a left at redwood forest. Take your second right past Lava island!

On The Magic Diplo!

Navigate a Swamp!

Climb on The Magic Diplo!

Spank an ammonite, too!

Wanda: Take that!

On Our Magic Diplo!

Raft a river of lava!

On The Magic Diplo!

Such a fine thing to do!

Whole Class: Wooooooooooaaaaaaaaahhhhhh!

So strap your bones right to the seat.

Come on in and don't be shy.

Just to make your day complete,

You might get baked into a vegetable cake!

On The Magic Diplo!

Sit on the side, It's a wilder ride!

Come On!

RIDE ON THE MAGIC DIPLO!!!

Step 1: Build a school

Step 2: Tame one of these

Step 3: Name it School Bus

Step 4: Get your friends to be students

Friend: is that a bronto?

Me: no its a diplo

Friend: whats the difference

Me: it cant damage you

Friend: oh cool! *gets hit off cliff*

Who has 200 metal for there saddle at lvl 32!?!?!?!?

Dip: oh cool! A human! Ima snuggle it!

*snuggles human*

Dip: huh? Where’d it go?

Human lvl 13 died from fall damage!

Dip: aww man! I never get to hug anybody! 😔

*sees another human*

Dip: ooooh another human!

Ima hug him!

Human lvl 13 died (again) from fall damage!

Nudge me like you do, nud-nud-nudge me like you do...

Male Diplo: takes 5 seconds per feed and is tamed <15 mins

Female Diplo: *gets fed once* aight wait for me till I'm hungry okay? *casually waits 1000 cycles* alright I'm hungry again

One time,when I was taming an allo, I saw one of these near a bronto( I was on foot with no mount {rip bary}) so I went up to it because that is where I had knocked out the allo but instead of accessing the inventory of the allo I punched the bronto by accident. (Note:I did not notice but the diplo also got aggravated) the bronto yeeted me as the diplo hit me and I went at 480000 kms into orbit, and thats how the actual first man on the moon happend

The Bronto's retarded cousin. This dino doesn't inflect damage. It only knocks you back