Going down its neck looks cool.

Ms. Frizzle: Seatbelts, everyone!

Arnold: Please let this be a normal field trip!

Wanda: With the Friz?

All except Arnold: NO WAY!

Arnold: Awww!

Walkin' on the Cente. You're relaxed and feelin' Good! (Yeah!)

Next thing that you know, You're seein'..

Ms. Frizzle: (Running into ocean) WA-HA-HA-HOOO!!

A Tuseoteuthis in the neighborhood?

Surfin' On a plesio! Swingin' through the jungle!

Take a left at redwood forest. Take your second right past Lava island!

On The Magic Diplo!

Navigate a Swamp!

Climb on The Magic Diplo!

Spank an ammonite, too!

Wanda: Take that!

On Our Magic Diplo!

Raft a river of lava!

On The Magic Diplo!

Such a fine thing to do!

Whole Class: Wooooooooooaaaaaaaaahhhhhh!

So strap your bones right to the seat.

Come on in and don't be shy.

Just to make your day complete,

You might get baked into a vegetable cake!

On The Magic Diplo!

Sit on the side, It's a wilder ride!

Come On!

RIDE ON THE MAGIC DIPLO!!!

Step 1: Build a school

Step 2: Tame one of these

Step 3: Name it School Bus

Step 4: Get your friends to be students

Word of advice: Do NOT aggro one of these when you’re trying to tame something else.

I was minding my own business, taming a lvl 30 Galli, had used my last soothing balm bc i know it would take ages otherwise since i had no kibble, when along comes a Diplo I had accidentally aggroed not 2 mins prior.

Now, we all know the Diplo attack does nothing, just throws you backwards right? WELL, turns out if you’re taming an unconscious dino with one of these buggers around, and it attacks YOU, it actually one-shots the unconscious dino, thus wasting any and all resources used for said tame attempt.

Damn you, Diplo. Damn you.

The Bronto's retarded cousin. This dino doesn't inflect damage. It only knocks you back

Diplo: Started to cry because I can’t do damageeee but I can puss people off cliffs! and can push other Dino’s to help other players! and to annoy players!

Me on a cliff diplo: long live the king me: oh shet

That is just brontosaurus with autism.

Human: *touches diplo*

Diplo:SIANARA BOIII!!!!!!!!!!!!

Diplos do damage actually. They throw you off cliffs and laugh at you