Feed it once, go to the bathroom, grab a snack, watch your favorite movie, take a shower, have dinner with the family, tame a rex and then feed it again

Ms. Frizzle: Seatbelts, everyone!

Arnold: Please let this be a normal field trip!

Wanda: With the Friz?

All except Arnold: NO WAY!

Arnold: Awww!

Walkin' on the Cente. You're relaxed and feelin' Good! (Yeah!)

Next thing that you know, You're seein'..

Ms. Frizzle: (Running into ocean) WA-HA-HA-HOOO!!

A Tuseoteuthis in the neighborhood?

Surfin' On a plesio! Swingin' through the jungle!

Take a left at redwood forest. Take your second right past Lava island!

On The Magic Diplo!

Navigate a Swamp!

Climb on The Magic Diplo!

Spank an ammonite, too!

Wanda: Take that!

On Our Magic Diplo!

Raft a river of lava!

On The Magic Diplo!

Such a fine thing to do!

Whole Class: Wooooooooooaaaaaaaaahhhhhh!

So strap your bones right to the seat.

Come on in and don't be shy.

Just to make your day complete,

You might get baked into a vegetable cake!

On The Magic Diplo!

Sit on the side, It's a wilder ride!

Come On!

RIDE ON THE MAGIC DIPLO!!!

Step 1: Build a school

Step 2: Tame one of these

Step 3: Name it School Bus

Step 4: Get your friends to be students

The Diplodocus is a dinosaur that most call “annoying” these curious animals have the intellect of a child and look for a playmate, unfortunately for some of these “Diplos” they try to make friends with dangerous carnivores like the Tyrannosaurus Rex, yet when attacked, these naive animals think that whatever is trying to kill them, is playing with them. Some have tamed these animals to use as a “bus of sorts” why? I have no idea.

Friend: is that a bronto?

Me: no its a diplo

Friend: whats the difference

Me: it cant damage you

Friend: oh cool! *gets hit off cliff*

Dip: oh cool! A human! Ima snuggle it!

*snuggles human*

Dip: huh? Where’d it go?

Human lvl 13 died from fall damage!

Dip: aww man! I never get to hug anybody! 😔

*sees another human*

Dip: ooooh another human!

Ima hug him!

Human lvl 13 died (again) from fall damage!

Nudge me like you do, nud-nud-nudge me like you do...

The Bronto's retarded cousin. This dino doesn't inflect damage. It only knocks you back

This huge guy doesn't know how to break thatch

SERIOUSLY

THATCH!

I HAD A LVL 80 GIGA AND A SINGLE DIPLO THREW IT OFF A CLIFF MY GIGA FELL TO MY BASE GOT ENRAGED DUE TO FALL DAMAGE THEN KILLED ALL MY 50 TAMES!!

(The Diplo defined the gods)