Dododex
ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
Tips & Strategies
Hello everyone and welcome aboard
Thank you for chose DIPLO LINES for your travel
Our next stop is volcano
Please remember to stay on your sit and do not have weapons, water or food
The waitresses will serving you mejoberries, sweet vegetable cake, cooked lamp chops, full water skins, beer jars or cooked fish meat
Pets not allowed, except archeopterixes and ichiornises
Thank you
More Diplodocus Funny Tips
Feed it once, go to the bathroom, grab a snack, watch your favorite movie, take a shower, have dinner with the family, tame a rex and then feed it again
so this doesn't deal damage but compys do? so a peck by a small ass dino deals more damage than being rammed by a dino the size of a truck?
I was taming an argi once and needed prime meat for it, knocked it out and saw a diplo, killed it and it catapulted itself 500ft up the air. First dino on the moon?
Ms. Frizzle: Seatbelts, everyone!
Arnold: Please let this be a normal field trip!
Wanda: With the Friz?
All except Arnold: NO WAY!
Arnold: Awww!
Walkin' on the Cente. You're relaxed and feelin' Good! (Yeah!)
Next thing that you know, You're seein'..
Ms. Frizzle: (Running into ocean) WA-HA-HA-HOOO!!
A Tuseoteuthis in the neighborhood?
Surfin' On a plesio! Swingin' through the jungle!
Take a left at redwood forest. Take your second right past Lava island!
On The Magic Diplo!
Navigate a Swamp!
Climb on The Magic Diplo!
Spank an ammonite, too!
Wanda: Take that!
On Our Magic Diplo!
Raft a river of lava!
On The Magic Diplo!
Such a fine thing to do!
Whole Class: Wooooooooooaaaaaaaaahhhhhh!
So strap your bones right to the seat.
Come on in and don't be shy.
Just to make your day complete,
You might get baked into a vegetable cake!
On The Magic Diplo!
Sit on the side, It's a wilder ride!
Come On!
RIDE ON THE MAGIC DIPLO!!!
Step 1: Build a school
Step 2: Tame one of these
Step 3: Name it School Bus
Step 4: Get your friends to be students
Friend: is that a bronto?
Me: no its a diplo
Friend: whats the difference
Me: it cant damage you
Friend: oh cool! *gets hit off cliff*
Dip: oh cool! A human! Ima snuggle it!
*snuggles human*
Dip: huh? Whereβd it go?
Human lvl 13 died from fall damage!
Dip: aww man! I never get to hug anybody! π
*sees another human*
Dip: ooooh another human!
Ima hug him!
Human lvl 13 died (again) from fall damage!
Nudge me like you do, nud-nud-nudge me like you do...
Who has 200 metal for there saddle at lvl 32!?!?!?!?
Male Diplo: takes 5 seconds per feed and is tamed <15 mins
Female Diplo: *gets fed once* aight wait for me till I'm hungry okay? *casually waits 1000 cycles* alright I'm hungry again