Dododex
ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
Tips & Strategies
๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ que triste pero el mรญo se muriรณ por un tonto therizinosaurus y tamie un sarco y un paracetatetarium y el terizinosaurius muriรณ Y no sรฉ dรณnde estaba mi sarco pero regreso yo teniendo un rex Que el Rex se yama ares pero fui un poco cerca de el lugar de nieve y raptores mataron a la sarco๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ la sarco se yamava alpha
More Diplodocus Funny Tips
Feed it once, go to the bathroom, grab a snack, watch your favorite movie, take a shower, have dinner with the family, tame a rex and then feed it again
so this doesn't deal damage but compys do? so a peck by a small ass dino deals more damage than being rammed by a dino the size of a truck?
I was taming an argi once and needed prime meat for it, knocked it out and saw a diplo, killed it and it catapulted itself 500ft up the air. First dino on the moon?
Ms. Frizzle: Seatbelts, everyone!
Arnold: Please let this be a normal field trip!
Wanda: With the Friz?
All except Arnold: NO WAY!
Arnold: Awww!
Walkin' on the Cente. You're relaxed and feelin' Good! (Yeah!)
Next thing that you know, You're seein'..
Ms. Frizzle: (Running into ocean) WA-HA-HA-HOOO!!
A Tuseoteuthis in the neighborhood?
Surfin' On a plesio! Swingin' through the jungle!
Take a left at redwood forest. Take your second right past Lava island!
On The Magic Diplo!
Navigate a Swamp!
Climb on The Magic Diplo!
Spank an ammonite, too!
Wanda: Take that!
On Our Magic Diplo!
Raft a river of lava!
On The Magic Diplo!
Such a fine thing to do!
Whole Class: Wooooooooooaaaaaaaaahhhhhh!
So strap your bones right to the seat.
Come on in and don't be shy.
Just to make your day complete,
You might get baked into a vegetable cake!
On The Magic Diplo!
Sit on the side, It's a wilder ride!
Come On!
RIDE ON THE MAGIC DIPLO!!!
Step 1: Build a school
Step 2: Tame one of these
Step 3: Name it School Bus
Step 4: Get your friends to be students
Friend: is that a bronto?
Me: no its a diplo
Friend: whats the difference
Me: it cant damage you
Friend: oh cool! *gets hit off cliff*
Who has 200 metal for there saddle at lvl 32!?!?!?!?
Dip: oh cool! A human! Ima snuggle it!
*snuggles human*
Dip: huh? Whereโd it go?
Human lvl 13 died from fall damage!
Dip: aww man! I never get to hug anybody! ๐
*sees another human*
Dip: ooooh another human!
Ima hug him!
Human lvl 13 died (again) from fall damage!
Nudge me like you do, nud-nud-nudge me like you do...
Male Diplo: takes 5 seconds per feed and is tamed <15 mins
Female Diplo: *gets fed once* aight wait for me till I'm hungry okay? *casually waits 1000 cycles* alright I'm hungry again