Dododex
ARK: Survival Evolved Taming Calculator
Dododex
ARK: Survival Evolved Taming Calculator
Tips & Strategies
This thing is kicking me like a soccer ball!I think I forgot to give him his daily treat.
More Diplodocus Funny Tips
I fooling Someone with diplo i name it titan and act like i taming a real titanosaur when it come to my base it belike 😳😐
Me belike:🥳
Me belike:🥳
Ms. Frizzle: Seatbelts, everyone!
Arnold: Please let this be a normal field trip!
Wanda: With the Friz?
All except Arnold: NO WAY!
Arnold: Awww!
Walkin' on the Cente. You're relaxed and feelin' Good! (Yeah!)
Next thing that you know, You're seein'..
Ms. Frizzle: (Running into ocean) WA-HA-HA-HOOO!!
A Tuseoteuthis in the neighborhood?
Surfin' On a plesio! Swingin' through the jungle!
Take a left at redwood forest. Take your second right past Lava island!
On The Magic Diplo!
Navigate a Swamp!
Climb on The Magic Diplo!
Spank an ammonite, too!
Wanda: Take that!
On Our Magic Diplo!
Raft a river of lava!
On The Magic Diplo!
Such a fine thing to do!
Whole Class: Wooooooooooaaaaaaaaahhhhhh!
So strap your bones right to the seat.
Come on in and don't be shy.
Just to make your day complete,
You might get baked into a vegetable cake!
On The Magic Diplo!
Sit on the side, It's a wilder ride!
Come On!
RIDE ON THE MAGIC DIPLO!!!
Arnold: Please let this be a normal field trip!
Wanda: With the Friz?
All except Arnold: NO WAY!
Arnold: Awww!
Walkin' on the Cente. You're relaxed and feelin' Good! (Yeah!)
Next thing that you know, You're seein'..
Ms. Frizzle: (Running into ocean) WA-HA-HA-HOOO!!
A Tuseoteuthis in the neighborhood?
Surfin' On a plesio! Swingin' through the jungle!
Take a left at redwood forest. Take your second right past Lava island!
On The Magic Diplo!
Navigate a Swamp!
Climb on The Magic Diplo!
Spank an ammonite, too!
Wanda: Take that!
On Our Magic Diplo!
Raft a river of lava!
On The Magic Diplo!
Such a fine thing to do!
Whole Class: Wooooooooooaaaaaaaaahhhhhh!
So strap your bones right to the seat.
Come on in and don't be shy.
Just to make your day complete,
You might get baked into a vegetable cake!
On The Magic Diplo!
Sit on the side, It's a wilder ride!
Come On!
RIDE ON THE MAGIC DIPLO!!!
Diplo:see’s me
Me:oh no oh no oh no we can play lat-
Diplo:YEETUS DELETUS
Me:spawns on a cliff next to another
New diplo:YEETUS DELETUS
Me:*DIES*
Me:spawns and says why
Me:oh no oh no oh no we can play lat-
Diplo:YEETUS DELETUS
Me:spawns on a cliff next to another
New diplo:YEETUS DELETUS
Me:*DIES*
Me:spawns and says why
*Screaming and getting pushed off of a cliff because the Diplo wants to “play”*
Dip: oh cool! A human! Ima snuggle it!
*snuggles human*
Dip: huh? Where’d it go?
Human lvl 13 died from fall damage!
Dip: aww man! I never get to hug anybody! 😔
*sees another human*
Dip: ooooh another human!
Ima hug him!
Human lvl 13 died (again) from fall damage!
*snuggles human*
Dip: huh? Where’d it go?
Human lvl 13 died from fall damage!
Dip: aww man! I never get to hug anybody! 😔
*sees another human*
Dip: ooooh another human!
Ima hug him!
Human lvl 13 died (again) from fall damage!
Step 1: Build a school
Step 2: Tame one of these
Step 3: Name it School Bus
Step 4: Get your friends to be students
Step 2: Tame one of these
Step 3: Name it School Bus
Step 4: Get your friends to be students
The good thing about this dinosaur is that wen you play at the king of the mountain with T-Rex you always win until he accidentally yeeeeet you of the mountain and you fall on the T-Rex Lv50.
You:🤬🤬🤬🤬
T-Rex:😈😈😈🥳🥳🥳🤣
You:🥺
T-Rex:hoooooo Fresh meet
You:WTF NO NONO NONONONOHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHSHI🤬🤬.
T-Rex:mmmmmm humain taste gooooood
Diplo:where is mi humain (look down the mountain and se T-Rex eating humain😨😱😱😱😱😱😐😐🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😝😝😝😝😝😝)
Diplo: I’m the king of the mountain,I’m the king of the mountain,😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬I’m stuck up here,o well I’m the king of the mountain, I’m the king of the mountain 🥳🥳😁😁😁.
You:🤬🤬🤬🤬
T-Rex:😈😈😈🥳🥳🥳🤣
You:🥺
T-Rex:hoooooo Fresh meet
You:WTF NO NONO NONONONOHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHSHI🤬🤬.
T-Rex:mmmmmm humain taste gooooood
Diplo:where is mi humain (look down the mountain and se T-Rex eating humain😨😱😱😱😱😱😐😐🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😝😝😝😝😝😝)
Diplo: I’m the king of the mountain,I’m the king of the mountain,😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬I’m stuck up here,o well I’m the king of the mountain, I’m the king of the mountain 🥳🥳😁😁😁.
