Guns n’ Rexes

Chapter 7: No Pain, No Gain

The chap’s name was Chris. The black n’ blue microraptor on his shoulder was called Cyclone, which seemed pretty fittin’. First thing on our agenda was to get Chris geared up, so we did what any rational robber would do. We robbed someone.

“Don’t yall try no funny business.” Warned Jesse. He did most of the talking when we robbed people. We scoured their parasaurs and wolves for all that was hangin’ on their saddles- crystals, metals, exquisite meats- and then one that caught my eye.

“WAIT-“ One shouted as I reached over but when I spun round with the click of a cocked gun they seemed to quieten down real fast. They gestured that their hands were raised before sayin’ “Just… Be careful. They’re delicate.” I cautiously peered inside, seeing a cluster of… Eggs? But before I could take any, one of the wolves ran at me. Chris took it down with a knife and I shot dead their parasaurs as Jesse shot one of the two people held hostage. The other guy was really shaken up. I checked the eggs, but they were all crushed and destroyed.

“Look whatcha did ya moron!” Yelled Jesse as he hit the man with the handle of his gun. I asked him

“Where’d you get the eggs?” In a stone cold voice, not lookin’ at him.

“F-f-from th-the white ch-chalky c-cliffs!” With a distasteful look, Jesse spat out next to him.

“Ya disgust me.” He put a bullet in the guy’s cranium.

We reached the white cliffs like the man had told us about, and began searchin’. Wasn’t till dusk that we got our first hint of the nests. It was a bundle of sticks next to a big chalk rock, and it looked promising. We began to make our way over there. That’s when a blue, feathery raptor-lookin’ creature hit Chris, then a green one hit Jesse and I spun round to see a Red one pounce me off of Buck. I helf my arm up in defence, and with the other hand reached for my gun through the mess of claws and teeth, flipped the switch and unloaded my mag into that thing’s neck. Buck came in and headbutted its corpse off of me, and I hurredly got up to help the others but my eyes saw another one of those feathered demons, black as the night sky above me, standin’ between me and that nest about to charge. It rushed towards me, I grabbed a bullet and with shaken hands loaded it into the chamber, drew the gun and shot the bullet directly at its head. It flinched to the side so the bullet hit its thigh, stoppin’ it in its tracks as Buck rammed it over the cliff beside us. The dino sunk its claws into Buck as it fell, draggin’ him over with it. I rushed to the edge, only to see that raptor emerge from the two bodies and look me directly in the eye before vanishin’ into the caves. I turned round to see Cyclone hopping smugly over the corpse of the raptor that attacked them, and Jesse trotted over on Winchester. The only thing now was those eggs. 2 Eggs, and 2 people in need of a new mount. Rest in peace Buck, rest in peace. I won’t ever forget you.

-RIP Buck, last was in Pteranodon and next will be in compy.

-Nightfall

dih-plow-KA-luss is how you pronounce this dinosaur.

Who ever said these things were rare your wrong I found over 5 of them in one swamp

soooo i spotted a lvl 30 today at the swamp used ptera to pick him up and tamed it and omgg hess soo fast i cant imagine a higher level sadly mine died but theyre so usefull for early ocean exploration

Once I saw one and tried to tame it it was a fail and i lost it hope I can get a little buddy soon! AND PICK ON THE DINOS WHO PICKED ON EM!!

Uh.. I had this thought, these might have a high spawn rate, but since everything is aggressive towards it they might be hard to find for that reason, you might find a abundant if you remove its predators

I love amphibians, reptiles and insects. So I really want one of these as an addition to my hidden lake pond.

Too bad, they always get rekt by swamp creatures. This thing is really rare for me, I've been looking for one to no avail. But I ain't gunna give up. Wish me luck! I'll definitely get one or two of these guys hanging around my pond!

So a snake was killing it i killed the snake then it was ran from me i lost it.

DT S3 sneak peek 😉

"We need to move" said Rick

"We don't even know where we are!" Stated Jerry.

"That doesn't mean Jack. WE NEED TO MOVE." Repeated Rick.

"Hey. Don't be such a pain in the a** again!" said Jerry angrily.

"No cussing, kids are reading this"

"No breaking the fourth wall"

These two lines aren't canon 😂

"We do need to move" said Ares

"Oh so you too, huh?" Said a pissed off Jerry.

Jerry then stormed off into the unknown desert of Scorched Earth.

"What's his problem?" Asked --------

(no spoilers, it would ruin a surprise)

Rick shrugged.

Once I spent 19 Amber on one of these they then died RIP my Amber I worked so hard for....

Female Diplocaluses don’t exist! I’ve found 4 males and 0 females.

I was on genesis 1 and I had just tamed one but eels came up and murdered him :(

How come I can tame a brontosaurus pretty easy but I can’t tame one of these

These are stupid ridiculous to tame. I tried with my tribemate to tame one. We spent 30 minutes just looking for it. Once we found it, I killed the snake. Then a Kapro ate it. So we kept looking. We found 2 more, a mated pair of 95. We don't care about level at this point. There was a convenient dino trap located where they were, so we used our Wyverns to push them in there. We got off, fell into the trap that had no way out, and all of a sudden, a raptor walks up the ramp and into the trap with us. We are able to kill it but our dragons flew off and we are now stuck in the trap. Then, a snake slithers its way through the wall, and starts attacking us. One of the diplos is dead, and manage to knock the snake out. We both fall asleep and pray the snake doesn't wake up. My tribemate manages to get his dragon close enough to him to pull himself out. I wake up and kill the snake. Our other Diplo is down to 50 hp. We decide to force feed it meat and wake it up to knock it out again. But some more Kapros have spawned. I walk my dragon over to kill them, but apparently the water was too deep. I fall off, my tribemate isn't on anymore, and I'm in the water. Piranhas, Kapros, and for some reason a frog all attack me. I'm dead, my dragon was just hovering, and I honestly don't care about the Diplo anymore. But I had a Giga on me so I had to go back. When I got back, I knocked it out again, and using the trusted Dododex, I fed it kibble and tamed it. I had two cryopods and one of them had the Giga in it. So I cryopodded my dragon and carried the Diplo back to the base. For all of that work, we only got one of the two Diplocauluses. But whatever.

I’m gonna have to say that I’m impressed

Ever diplo I find and try to tame dies and it’s like 2 days before I see another one

I love this guy he is my favourite and I will use him/her I every ark play through I do

I actually spotted one of these lil guys at the swamp but it was being harassed by a sarco I was gonna help it by then I saw a spino so I flew away

Me and my friends loved getting these we shoved them in glass boxes and did nothing with them.But we stared making up a disease called coolade virus(spelt wrong sorry!)and it had massive coolade virus because it kept shoving its face through a wooden wall and he did back flips.

I love these guys had one on crystal isles, hi lost him😢