Dododex

ARK: Survival Evolved Companion

Question

What are some funny jokes or stories about the diplocaulus? Funny diplocaulus jokes submitted by ARK players.

score 912 · Answer 1 · 2017-04-18T04:06:10+00:00

Give it the guud succ underwater and it gives you the good oxiclean

score 4 · Answer 2 · 2022-06-07T20:05:59+00:00

I just saw it getting jumped by a sarco

I killed the sarco because why not

score 3 · Answer 3 · 2022-06-11T17:01:38+00:00

I’m back, tamed it lol

-Love, Armora Rex

score 366 · Answer 4 · 2017-08-08T11:56:32+00:00

1. Give this Dino a big smooch underwater.

2. Leave no gaps in between lips.

3. Suck in.

And that is how it gives you oxygen.

score 7 · Answer 5 · 2022-05-09T07:24:02+00:00

Me: where’s all the diplos?

All the sarcos and kapros in the swamp: GONE. REDUCED TO ATOMS

score 118 · Answer 6 · 2020-10-15T17:46:54+00:00

Up..........vote................okay?

score 156 · Answer 7 · 2020-02-09T02:29:59+00:00

My little sister was wandering around in the swamp with her newly force tamed swamp group and saw one"Look,a frog lizard" she is a little girl.I told her to walk up to it and kiss it

score 28 · Answer 8 · 2021-12-28T09:04:14+00:00

Me: Tames 550 of these bois

Also me: Has them all kill there enemies in the swamp

Them: Kills everything in sight even alphas

Me: I may have gone overboard just a bit...

score 80 · Answer 9 · 2020-12-06T23:19:00+00:00

There should be a pick axe skin and it’s just this bois head on a stick

score 84 · Answer 10 · 2020-10-27T00:49:36+00:00

Diplocaulus: exists

Literally every marsh creature: ima bout' to end this man's whole career

score 107 · Answer 11 · 2020-05-05T05:19:35+00:00

Ok let me just SUCK oxygen out of you little buddy.😐👌

score 7 · Answer 12 · 2022-04-09T16:17:30+00:00

Is this the ark Version of an axolotl?!

score 4 · Answer 13 · 2022-05-02T00:51:51+00:00

ITS PIKAXE MAN.

Insert more words here

score 1 · Answer 14 · 2022-06-01T13:36:23+00:00

Diplocaulus: spawns in.

Sarco wife: honey go get your chomping teeth.

Husband sarco: hey sons let’s go huntin’!

Kapro kids: sure!

Diplocaulus: faints in fear.

Sarco family: licks chops.

score 56 · Answer 15 · 2020-10-23T19:08:05+00:00

Me: mom can we get a manta

Mom: no we have manta at home

Manta at home

score 2 · Answer 16 · 2022-05-15T15:17:18+00:00

No get narco get prime OOGA BOOGA

score 30 · Answer 17 · 2021-07-07T06:53:15+00:00

Theyre pretty cute so thats a good enough reason for taming.

score 4 · Answer 18 · 2022-04-15T16:19:37+00:00

Have a good day :D …….

score 4 · Answer 19 · 2022-04-13T15:32:04+00:00

Unlike other creatures instead of shoving food up its butt you breathe out of its butt

score 113 · Answer 20 · 2018-07-18T00:02:41+00:00

Alright so, you go into the water and see some sort of frog lizard thing. You then kiss it and become an infinite oxygen human being. Great job Ark.