I Absolutely Hate these things .

Seems like some crazy caveman force breeded a hammerhead shark with a green lizard to make a pick axe and failed but instead of killing it he released it into the wild.

Seems like someone mated a chameleon and stingray, the results were.....uh

Ok let me just SUCK oxygen out of you little buddy.😐👌

ITS EYES THERE SO SMALL AND CUTE

DON'T TOUCH THIS THING! IT DOES NOT LIJE BEING TOUCHED!!!

My little sister was wandering around in the swamp with her newly force tamed swamp group and saw one"Look,a frog lizard" she is a little girl.I told her to walk up to it and kiss it

1. Give this Dino a big smooch underwater.
2. Leave no gaps in between lips.
3. Suck in.
And that is how it gives you oxygen.

It is the most peacful swamp creature but it is also the most bullied. I saw about 2 sarcos and a bary chasing this thing in the water across the whole damn swamp.

Get a full green one PICKLE RICK!!!!!!!!!!

Put the baby in the pod and the summon it on land... Baby explodes. Lmaooo well then 2 hours wasted

This thing is has 14798 Heath while my kaprosuchus has 3298 THATS INSANE DUDE!!!!! Oh right Diplos lvl 385 OKAY NVM FULL STAT CHART!!


Diplo : Diplocalus
Health: 14,798.1
Attack Damage: 1244.4 %
LVL: 385

Kapro : Kaprosuchus
Health: 3295.8
Attack Damage: 278.6
LVL: 94


HOLY MOLY THATS IMPOSSIBLE!!!

Tame a bunch of these with tribe mates and act like a navy seal team on PvP.

Alright so, you go into the water and see some sort of frog lizard thing. You then kiss it and become an infinite oxygen human being. Great job Ark.

LOOK AT THE MORE BAR ON YOUR DODODEX AND SCROLL TO THE BOTTOM YOU WILL DIE I TELL YOU DIE!

It gives u the good S U C C

Woah it flies. Now I really want one. Thanks Dodex.

Shovel head......with hair.........that's a lizard.

If u ask it to it’ll give u 50% more in car insurance for just 15 minutes

This is my faverat crethchet in da game