Dododex

ARK: Survival Evolved Companion

Question

What are some funny jokes or stories about the diplocaulus? Funny diplocaulus jokes submitted by ARK players.

score 0 · Answer 1 · 2023-06-03T17:26:59+00:00

Diplocalus are hot beasts. Change my mind

score 720 · Answer 2 · 2017-04-18T04:06:10+00:00

Give it the guud succ underwater and it gives you the good oxiclean

score 399 · Answer 3 · 2017-08-08T11:56:32+00:00

1. Give this Dino a big smooch underwater.

2. Leave no gaps in between lips.

3. Suck in.

And that is how it gives you oxygen.

score 192 · Answer 4 · 2020-02-09T02:29:59+00:00

My little sister was wandering around in the swamp with her newly force tamed swamp group and saw one"Look,a frog lizard" she is a little girl.I told her to walk up to it and kiss it

score 10 · Answer 5 · 2023-03-04T00:57:37+00:00

ah yes burp air into my lungs 😃👍

score 125 · Answer 6 · 2020-10-15T17:46:54+00:00

Up..........vote................okay?

score 119 · Answer 7 · 2020-05-05T05:19:35+00:00

Ok let me just SUCK oxygen out of you little buddy.😐👌

score 99 · Answer 8 · 2020-10-27T00:49:36+00:00

Diplocaulus: exists

Literally every marsh creature: ima bout' to end this man's whole career

score 89 · Answer 9 · 2020-12-06T23:19:00+00:00

There should be a pick axe skin and it’s just this bois head on a stick

score 26 · Answer 10 · 2022-08-09T02:30:24+00:00

My friend called it a "Hammerhead Newt" and that's just what they are now.

score 13 · Answer 11 · 2022-12-16T04:47:51+00:00

How can this guy be picked up by the PT?????

And some thing smaller then it like the dimetrodon (the swamp guy with the tiny sail on its back) can't be picked up

Like it's hard to find both and only one can be picked up with PT and I found a bunch of dumetrodon but they die before u tame them.

AAND THEY STILL CANT BE PICKED UP BY ATGIES

(Also this is on mobile)

Up so they can fix that

score 43 · Answer 12 · 2021-12-28T09:04:14+00:00

Me: Tames 550 of these bois

Also me: Has them all kill there enemies in the swamp

Them: Kills everything in sight even alphas

Me: I may have gone overboard just a bit...

score 14 · Answer 13 · 2022-11-13T19:26:23+00:00

Group chat: most hard to get starter.

Moschops: i just force people to give me junk

Ichy: bro thats pretty easy when ur easy to find. Meanwhile me

*diplocaulus has joined the chat*

Diplocaulus: heya-

*moschops has left the chat*

*ichy has left the chat*

*pego has left the chat*

score 118 · Answer 14 · 2018-07-18T00:02:41+00:00

Alright so, you go into the water and see some sort of frog lizard thing. You then kiss it and become an infinite oxygen human being. Great job Ark.

score 60 · Answer 15 · 2020-10-23T19:08:05+00:00

Me: mom can we get a manta

Mom: no we have manta at home

Manta at home

score 24 · Answer 16 · 2022-05-09T07:24:02+00:00

Me: where’s all the diplos?

All the sarcos and kapros in the swamp: GONE. REDUCED TO ATOMS

score 20 · Answer 17 · 2022-06-07T20:05:59+00:00

I just saw it getting jumped by a sarco

I killed the sarco because why not

score 6 · Answer 18 · 2023-01-15T12:14:01+00:00

so i found a pink ojne and didnt know it was rare but i tamed it and i thought i was playong minecraft

score 36 · Answer 19 · 2021-07-07T06:53:15+00:00

Theyre pretty cute so thats a good enough reason for taming.

score 93 · Answer 20 · 2018-07-02T10:32:57+00:00

It gives u the good S U C C