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What are some funny jokes or stories about the diplocaulus? Funny diplocaulus jokes submitted by ARK players.
I'm riding my newly tamed Diplocaulus, everything is going well, I'm going deeper, and deeper, then I turn around.
Mgaladon:hi snack
Me:oh crap
Meg:*smirks*
Mgaladon:hi snack
Me:oh crap
Meg:*smirks*
There should be a pick axe skin and itβs just this bois head on a stick
Up..........vote................okay?
this is a modified rocket fish that farts oxygen
Diplocaulus: exists
Literally every marsh creature: ima bout' to end this man's whole career
Literally every marsh creature: ima bout' to end this man's whole career
Me: mom can we get a manta
Mom: no we have manta at home
Manta at home
Mom: no we have manta at home
Manta at home
Me and my friend every time we would see these guys we would call them dorito headsπ
Ok let me just SUCK oxygen out of you little buddy.ππ
My little sister was wandering around in the swamp with her newly force tamed swamp group and saw one"Look,a frog lizard" she is a little girl.I told her to walk up to it and kiss it
When you look in itβs eyes, you can figure out itβs seen some things.
1. Give this Dino a big smooch underwater.
2. Leave no gaps in between lips.
3. Suck in.
And that is how it gives you oxygen.
2. Leave no gaps in between lips.
3. Suck in.
And that is how it gives you oxygen.
Why do these things get killed so much? Letβs face it.
THEYβRE IN SHREKβS SWAMP!!!!
THEYβRE IN SHREKβS SWAMP!!!!
Why the hell can this gather metal
Is it me or does this things head look like aangs arrows
Seems like someone mated a chameleon and stingray, the results were.....uh
Me: mom can we get a manta
Mom: no we have manta at home
Manta at home
Mom: no we have manta at home
Manta at home
ITS EYES THERE SO SMALL AND CUTE
Get a full green one PICKLE RICK!!!!!!!!!!
Managed to get a diplocaulus... for about two minutes, before a kapro ate it.
Alright so, you go into the water and see some sort of frog lizard thing. You then kiss it and become an infinite oxygen human being. Great job Ark.