Dododex

ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion

Question

What are some funny jokes or stories about the diplocaulus? Funny diplocaulus jokes submitted by ARK players.

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score 8 · Answer 1 · 2019-03-31T03:23:12+00:00

You: aww.. I can't ride you, thought I could.

You trying after to tame a itchythosaur: let me switch your behavior... WHT??!!

score 4 · Answer 2 · 2022-05-02T00:51:51+00:00

ITS PIKAXE MAN.

Insert more words here

score 5 · Answer 3 · 2021-06-12T12:43:03+00:00

Are these animals or submarines?

score 6 · Answer 4 · 2020-08-01T11:10:40+00:00

Seems like some crazy caveman force breeded a hammerhead shark with a green lizard to make a pick axe and failed but instead of killing it he released it into the wild.

score 6 · Answer 5 · 2020-06-29T23:05:55+00:00

SHOULD I REVIVE A DIPLOCALUS ?? YES OR NO

Wait a second... where’s my ancient amber...

-the diplocalus walks off the side of the perch thingy and dies-

NOOOO!!!

score 4 · Answer 6 · 2022-02-20T19:03:53+00:00

If you tame it think again if you want suck oxygen you have to kiss it out of its mouth so don’t do this

score 0 · Answer 7 · 2025-07-04T22:42:28+00:00

In ark I live near a HUGE swamp and always find one of these, but never tamed one. Because for SOME reason my ark wants me to kill it.

score 2 · Answer 8 · 2023-08-23T08:19:01+00:00

Legend says that nobody can say it’s name without getting it mixed up with the diplodocus

score 3 · Answer 9 · 2022-08-12T14:00:36+00:00

I oddly enough decide to save them if they are in peril.

score 5 · Answer 10 · 2020-08-12T16:48:39+00:00

How does it give u oxeygen wouldn’t it just drown it like saying it has a snorkel on it face

score 5 · Answer 11 · 2020-06-30T05:22:07+00:00

This thing is has 14798 Heath while my kaprosuchus has 3298 THATS INSANE DUDE!!!!! Oh right Diplos lvl 385 OKAY NVM FULL STAT CHART!!

Diplo : Diplocalus

Health: 14,798.1

Attack Damage: 1244.4 %

LVL: 385

Kapro : Kaprosuchus

Health: 3295.8

Attack Damage: 278.6

LVL: 94

HOLY MOLY THATS IMPOSSIBLE!!!

score 3 · Answer 12 · 2022-05-15T15:17:18+00:00

No get narco get prime OOGA BOOGA

score 6 · Answer 13 · 2019-05-30T15:16:47+00:00

I attacked one once. Ever since then I can’t find them anywhere anymore

score 6 · Answer 14 · 2019-05-13T16:07:31+00:00

Doesn’t this look like just a thicc chameleon

score 3 · Answer 15 · 2022-04-19T00:04:19+00:00

These were real things. Horrifying I know

score 6 · Answer 16 · 2019-02-25T00:43:05+00:00

when you are running out of air, give your diplo a b i g succ, and the you get the oxycleanz

score 6 · Answer 17 · 2019-01-10T15:51:53+00:00

Oh my god I forgot about you...

what are you called again

score 3 · Answer 18 · 2022-01-13T23:35:13+00:00

ITS A DIPLOCalus Alia reference I am suppose to write more so yea

score 6 · Answer 19 · 2018-10-07T02:31:19+00:00

NEW fortnite pickaxe skin confirmed!?!?!?