Dododex

ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion

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What are some funny jokes or stories about the diplocaulus? Funny diplocaulus jokes submitted by ARK players.

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score 1 · Answer 1 · 2025-03-20T11:37:30+00:00

If you decapitate him, you can use the head as a boomerang. But please don’t.

score 5 · Answer 2 · 2022-09-23T05:53:35+00:00

I’ve always wanted to kiss a large axolotl!

score 8 · Answer 3 · 2020-11-09T18:45:20+00:00

Is it me or does this things head look like aangs arrows

score 8 · Answer 4 · 2020-10-23T19:06:58+00:00

Me: mom can we get a manta

Mom: no we have manta at home

Manta at home

score 11 · Answer 5 · 2018-09-16T12:45:45+00:00

I imagine these would be very useful early game but I tend to forget that they exist.

score 9 · Answer 6 · 2019-11-24T08:05:09+00:00

Found one and started to knock it out but it decided that right before it KOd it wanted to faze into a rock. Mind you it low on health by this point from 260 to 40. So i decided to break the rock so i could get to him. Then all of a sudden after the rock breaks, my dude decides to swing just 1 more time. Long story short, the "target assist" is a b***h n killed my dippy

score 10 · Answer 7 · 2019-03-26T18:45:20+00:00

Great to tame if you live in a pearl cave, and have lazy tribemates that refuse to fix scuba when they break it. 10/10 will time 100 of these lifesavers. Also they look like they have been hit with a frying pan.

score 0 · Answer 8 · 2025-10-01T06:31:19+00:00

First trip to the right swamp (right on the map) saw my first diplocaulus, I tranqed it but I had no raw meat so I gave it cooked instead but a snake ate it and I lost all my meat until I summoned my stego and killed the snake

-Ira's Aquatics

score 4 · Answer 9 · 2023-01-09T16:12:09+00:00

I never knew axolotls were on drugs and they could still look cute and now I don’t have a fish because he used returning boomerang which makes him go to where he was born

Me irl how did my story go to this 🤣🤣🤣

score 6 · Answer 10 · 2021-07-11T13:38:48+00:00

Smoochy smoochy + diplocaulus = dem good oxygen

score 4 · Answer 11 · 2022-11-25T19:23:53+00:00

Da diplo gives u oxygen

The oxygen is bussin

Its not dead like lucy

But the oxygen is JUICY 🥵🥵🥵🥵

score 5 · Answer 12 · 2022-02-14T16:04:34+00:00

Its head is shaped like a shovel

score 6 · Answer 13 · 2021-06-11T19:11:59+00:00

To the guy who said it’s actually a salamander I was looking through here seeing all the people call it a lizard and almost smashes my phone then I looked at someone call it what it was and my stress was like what u do to get oxygen From this thing sucked away

score 1 · Answer 14 · 2024-12-22T20:20:21+00:00

It is friend not Troodon and Giga food.

score 1 · Answer 15 · 2024-12-18T16:05:55+00:00

Just tried to tame one got killed by a kapro but i got a kapro

score 7 · Answer 16 · 2020-07-17T20:44:56+00:00

Sometimes more unexpected a o sounds grab aur atenton .like this diplocaulus *mee* squirming vilosonsaoin *MEEEEEP* *MEEP*MEEP*

score 7 · Answer 17 · 2020-06-30T04:43:41+00:00

LOOK AT THE MORE BAR ON YOUR DODODEX AND SCROLL TO THE BOTTOM YOU WILL DIE I TELL YOU DIE!

score 5 · Answer 18 · 2021-10-19T00:24:03+00:00

Diplo give kiss for oxygen

Me Give oxygen no kiss

score 4 · Answer 19 · 2022-06-28T18:40:21+00:00

why you pick on my head cause of your head

score 4 · Answer 20 · 2022-06-28T05:17:07+00:00

It looks very dupry like my cat