Dododex

ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion

Question

What are some funny jokes or stories about the dimetrodon? Funny dimetrodon jokes submitted by ARK players.

score 0 · Answer 1 · 2026-06-02T13:43:21+00:00

2 things why in the ark world does it take quetz kibble 🫡

1

2 it’s literally a phiomia size spino 🦖⛵️

C a potable ac 😔

score 2590 · Answer 2 · 2020-05-04T16:49:51+00:00

Too bad you couldn’t mate this with a Baryonyx to make a spino.

score 476 · Answer 3 · 2017-03-15T04:11:39+00:00

Why the f#$* does this take quetzal kibble.

score 315 · Answer 4 · 2020-03-18T05:29:27+00:00

Me: can I have a spino?

Mom: no we already have a spino at home

Spino at home:

score 417 · Answer 5 · 2017-06-06T21:38:46+00:00

Takes 12389 narcotics if you use cooked fish on a level three hundred. If you do this you are a legend.

score 348 · Answer 6 · 2018-02-22T20:00:03+00:00

A crazy caveman was experimenting in his breeding room. He bred a spino and moschops but it became an air conditioner so he released it into the wild and pretended it didn't happen

score 232 · Answer 7 · 2018-06-10T13:42:06+00:00

To whoever said that if you tame a lvl 300 dimetro with cooked fish is a legend,

I did it.and i regret it.

score 151 · Answer 8 · 2021-01-15T09:02:52+00:00

Torpor drops faster than me running up the stairs after I turn the light off.

score 98 · Answer 9 · 2021-05-27T13:52:22+00:00

A dimetrodon is closer related to humans than dinosaurs, not really funny just a fact

score 108 · Answer 10 · 2020-09-12T06:11:51+00:00

When I was 8 I thought they were baby spinos

score 93 · Answer 11 · 2020-05-30T15:22:52+00:00

A level 9999 takes 2 weeks to tame with cooked fish on official

score 130 · Answer 12 · 2017-10-24T02:07:09+00:00

I feel like they just completely mixed up everything about this creature. It can only be stopped by a LARGE bear trap which is bigger than it, it can't be carried by even a megalo which can carry a goddamn parasaur which is 3 times its size, and it's as hard to tame as a giga, using freaking quetz kibble. All for an adorable little mini spino who's only good for incubating eggs (which isn't really that hard to do without it) and making kibble for galli's.

...

I don't see anything wrong if you don't ;)

score 3 · Answer 13 · 2026-01-27T02:57:32+00:00

discount spinosaurus is literally this

score 81 · Answer 14 · 2019-12-31T01:34:37+00:00

I tamed a dozen of them using admin commands and whenever an egg is hatching or a dino die I put in the middle of the dimetrodons on a revival platform and they form a ring like a ritual of life (egg hatching) or death (dead dino)

Updoot so bored admins can see.

score 97 · Answer 15 · 2017-05-28T19:27:38+00:00

I wonder how many narcotics it would take to tame a level 300 with cooked fish

score 86 · Answer 16 · 2018-01-21T04:18:42+00:00

They have a actual use now! You use them to feed their unborn children to Titanoboas... Ark is a sick game.

score 74 · Answer 17 · 2017-10-27T21:59:31+00:00

They're actually a good price for their uselessness, a DIME... What? Ok, I'll go.

score 23 · Answer 18 · 2023-08-14T18:23:10+00:00

Dimetrodon What’s that? The one random thought in the back of my mind “it’s a low budget spino”

score 42 · Answer 19 · 2020-12-01T14:34:40+00:00

People: you suck

Dimetrodon: you underestimate my power!

People: don't try it

Dimetrodon: *screaming and toasting in the tek caves lava*

score 48 · Answer 20 · 2019-08-18T06:18:41+00:00

The torpor of this guy drops as fast as my grades