First playing ARK:
"OH SHIT A DILO RUN"
100 in game days later:
"Dafuq is this piece of shit trying to do"
*Rex murders it and it's family*
Every dilo in a 6 mile radius: it’s hunting season Bois.
Noobs are killed by dilos everyday... help them..
1 like = 1 noob saved 😩😐
If you're ever looking for one, just open your inventory on the beach. Guarunteed to find at least 4 behind you.
Look in unicorn funny for more information
Story time, my first ever tame was a pteranodon, I named it plz don’t kill me, sadly I put it on passive and it was killed by a dilo, why was it the only Dino that got killed!!!! One like = 1 RIP for plz don’t kill me
Me:*loot the arks(the things that have loot) in the beach*
Dilo:Bonjour , how are you?
Dilo: *start atacking me*
Me:*kill the annoying dilo, then go back to do what i was doing*
Another dilo: hello, how are-
Me:*instantly kills the dilo*
Me: f for the dilos
My sister thinks she’s so tough because she fought one of these and only lost three dodos, so I tell her I can wrestle five without thinking about mine! (Up if you have siblings like this!)
The dilophosaur A.K.A the killer of new players upv0te if you found funny :)