Noobs are killed by dilos everyday... help them..

1 like = 1 noob saved 😩😐

If you're ever looking for one, just open your inventory on the beach. Guarunteed to find at least 4 behind you.

Story time, my first ever tame was a pteranodon, I named it plz don’t kill me, sadly I put it on passive and it was killed by a dilo, why was it the only Dino that got killed!!!! One like = 1 RIP for plz don’t kill me

Do you wanna see the most illegal thing I own?

A dilophosaurus saddle.

Me: *spawns*

Every dilo in a 6 mile radius: it’s hunting season Bois.

I have one named Slickback (as in A Dilo Named Slickback), he has a harem. The server I'm on had a strong run of perfect weather and every 5 minutes, I acquired new babies that were raised in The Spartan Way.

After 30 minutes, I had 31 Dilos following me around slaughtering all in their path. They are the Dilo Death Locusts.

The dilophosaur A.K.A the killer of new players upv0te if you found funny :)

Me:spawns on beach*

Me:me see trike

Me:realizes that there where dilos

Me:*runs*

Me forgot to turn my rexes and gigas on passive and they are in an orderly line. THAT ONE DILO: Ooh I’m just gonna bite that big dinos leg then my hard work of neatness is ruined.

Like for that dilo death 💀

Me forgot to turn my rexes and gigas on passive and they are in an orderly line. THAT ONE DILO: Ooh I’m just gonna bite that big dinos leg then my hard work of neatness is ruined.

Like for that dilo death 💀