Me forgot to turn my rexes and gigas on passive and they are in an orderly line. THAT ONE DILO: Ooh I’m just gonna bite that big dinos leg then my hard work of neatness is ruined.

Like for that dilo death 💀

First playing ARK:

"OH SHIT A DILO RUN"

100 in game days later:

"Dafuq is this piece of shit trying to do"

*Rex murders it and it's family*

THE HECK!!!!! DILOS DONT SPIT POISON THIS IS SUPPOSED TO BE A REALISTIC GAME!!!! THEY GOT THE POISON OUT OF THE JURASSIC PARK MOVIE LIKE BRUH!!!

UPD00T SO ARK CAN SEE THIS AND IMMEDIATELY FIX IT

Tamed and named 2 of em

One called "she spits"

The other "she swallows"

Noobs are killed by dilos everyday... help them..

1 like = 1 noob saved 😩😐

If you're ever looking for one, just open your inventory on the beach. Guarunteed to find at least 4 behind you.

Noob: I got this ark the animated series skin for raptors, I wonder if it will fit on my dilo...

Dilo: No

Noob: Wahh I don't wanna tame a raptor

Me: *spawns*

Every dilo in a 6 mile radius: it’s hunting season Bois.

R.I.P. Dennis

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R.I.P. Dennis

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