Dododex
Ark: Survival Evolved Taming Calculator

Dododex
Ark: Survival Evolved Taming Calculator
Tips & Strategies

What is the goddamn spit made if it bloody blinds and slows I so it can get a nice spity green lunch
More Dilophosaur Funny Tips
If you're ever looking for one, just open your inventory on the beach. Guarunteed to find at least 4 behind you.
This is the same Dino that killed that fat guy on Jurassic Park so unless you cant open a f*ucking car door then you'll be fine.
I’m fairly new to this game. I was taking a stroll down the beach, when I saw what looked like a cute baby raptor. I ran up to look at it....it wasn’t a cute baby raptor...
I tamed one, its name is Sir. Spitsalot ... and it's a girl.
Raaaaaaaaawr... SPIT... RAAAAAAAAAWR
CUNT
GO AWAY
CUNT
GO AWAY