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Jul 7, 2018
Hey remember that fat guy of of Jurassic park? Ya well if you want to find a *DILDO*saurus then drive your dam Jeep in a ditch and scream “IM A FAT ASS COME AND GET ME DILDOS” then go in your inventory and turn around!☹️😭
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Feb 23, 2017
If you're ever looking for one, just open your inventory on the beach. Guarunteed to find at least 4 behind you.
Jun 15, 2017
This is the same Dino that killed that fat guy on Jurassic Park so unless you cant open a f*ucking car door then you'll be fine.
Nov 13, 2017
I’m fairly new to this game. I was taking a stroll down the beach, when I saw what looked like a cute baby raptor. I ran up to look at it....it wasn’t a cute baby raptor...
Aug 7, 2017
I tamed one, its name is Sir. Spitsalot ... and it's a girl.
Oct 5, 2017
Raaaaaaaaawr... SPIT... RAAAAAAAAAWR
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