Dododex
ARK: Survival Evolved Taming Calculator

Dododex
ARK: Survival Evolved Taming Calculator
Tips & Strategies

Live in the paradis
More Dilophosaur Funny Tips
Why do they only show up when your opening your inventory!?!?!?! πππ
First playing ARK:
"OH SHIT A DILO RUN"
100 in game days later:
"Dafuq is this piece of shit trying to do"
*Rex murders it and it's family*
"OH SHIT A DILO RUN"
100 in game days later:
"Dafuq is this piece of shit trying to do"
*Rex murders it and it's family*
Noobs are killed by dilos everyday... help them..
1 like = 1 noob saved π©π
1 like = 1 noob saved π©π
If you're ever looking for one, just open your inventory on the beach. Guarunteed to find at least 4 behind you.
Story time, my first ever tame was a pteranodon, I named it plz donβt kill me, sadly I put it on passive and it was killed by a dilo, why was it the only Dino that got killed!!!! One like = 1 RIP for plz donβt kill me
I donβt know why every noobs freaking out about dilos, tamed mine 4th try cuz I started out no idea how to tame. LOL
Why are you still here?
Why are you still here?
The dilophosaur A.K.A the killer of new players upv0te if you found funny :)
Me: Man, I need exp!
Dilos:RUUUUUUUUN
Five hours later...
Tribemate:Whatβs with all the dead dilos?
Me: I have no idea what youβre talking about
Dilos:RUUUUUUUUN
Five hours later...
Tribemate:Whatβs with all the dead dilos?
Me: I have no idea what youβre talking about
Thousands of noobs are DYING 1 like = one ultra noob saved
What ever happened to that guy Nedrey from Jurassic park???
Inventory: added nerdy glasses skin
Inventory: added nerdy glasses skin