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ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
Tips & Strategies
This shows the true power of mantas I used to kill mantas now I regret that knowing that my life is constantly in danger. Like who thought of the idea of this, they must of been like game dev 1: hey we need a better manta.
Game dev 2: no we don't the manta is just meant to kill bobs and be a prick for pros.
Game dev 1: well if it's meant to kill bobs and annoy pros why not..... Make bobs uninstall the game and pros die and gear up to fight it. Game dev 2: how would we do that? Because it sounds good.
Game dev 1: give it a big head, make the wing things solid and make it 50Γ bigger.
Game dev 2: okay sounds good but why would the wing things be not moving if it's in the sea.
Game dev 1: make it fly and put it in a desert.
Game dev 2: that'll work let's do this.
More Desert Titan Funny Tips
WHO GAVE THE FISH RED BULL!
Everyone! Calm down! Itβs just a Majestic Sea Pancake called Flap Flap, who left the ocean
Be lookin like itβs from subnautica, yet it lives in a desert
How to tame a titan:
Step one: piss your pants
Step two: grab a mek
Step three: shoot the glowy thingnies
Step four: piss your pants some more
Step five: destroy all of the glowing orbs until it falls down.
Step six: click tame kaiju
Boom you have a titan
And how does he stay up?
Perseverance.
Grit.
Determination.
And Red Bull.
β plastic bag
You know what I think? A sentient pancake drank Red Bull
β plastic bag
If you see a red dot on your map with desert Titan under it, it means your server is about to be wiped.
There are 3 Titans
Godzilla on steiroids
Groot on steroids
And steroids on steroids
Real men tame with slingshot
-Jon
π₯?
β plastic bag.