Everyone! Calm down! It’s just a Majestic Sea Pancake called Flap Flap, who left the ocean

Be lookin like it’s from subnautica, yet it lives in a desert

And how does he stay up?

Perseverance.

Grit.

Determination.

And Red Bull.

— plastic bag

How to tame a titan:

Step one: piss your pants

Step two: grab a mek

Step three: shoot the glowy thingnies

Step four: piss your pants some more

Step five: destroy all of the glowing orbs until it falls down.

Step six: click tame kaiju

Boom you have a titan

You know what I think? A sentient pancake drank Red Bull

— plastic bag

If you see a red dot on your map with desert Titan under it, it means your server is about to be wiped.

There are 3 Titans

Godzilla on steiroids

Groot on steroids

And steroids on steroids

🥞?

— plastic bag.

Real men tame with slingshot

-Jon