Dododex
ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
Funny Tips

What are some funny jokes or stories about the deinotherium? Funny deinotherium jokes submitted by ARK players.
This guy is โจbeer addictโจ๐
To be useful you can tame them using beer if it accepts
I thought these were a knock out tame, i knocked out a lvl 108 and it had an 18k torpor, please don't be like me
Me thinking this is a knock out I KNOCK IT OUT great 5 hours to wait ๐ต๐
I have no words for the shaving elephant that ripped the lungs out of the lungs of a uty and ate a shuffle yes Iโm posting this because I whip mine, sorry ###
I was on a pig walking around then It found I got shlapped up RIP pork chop
Ark was desperate when they summoned a elephant that froze a tantrum and drinks beer he killed my dang therzi (-_-#) rip master shredder
Me: do we seriously need a new dinosaur?
Ark: no
Me: thank Gosh
Ark: we need a new mammal
Me: *physically crashing out* what now do we need it? Add a sabertooth tiger that smokes
Ark: great idea
That's so funny and small dino but intelligent
don't get too close to the big deadly horn elephant
First time seeing this and I love it best dino ever.You have to pretty much get it drunk to tame it
Iโm sooooooo excited to see this Iโm the one who posted on the brakio page
-pikacharzard-
They eat meat and are very good harvesters.
These things are sassy and I just approached to dead!! Itโs a BEAST! How do I walk around one without it stomping me to death like a bug?! Also thank you for the people that explain
: 3
I would name mines Stomper or Peanut, just because I think itโs cute.
๐น๐ฃ๐ ๐จ๐๐ค ๐ค๐ฅ๐ฆ๐๐ ๐๐ ๐ ๐จ๐๐๐ ๐๐๐ ๐๐ฃ๐ ๐๐ ๐ฅ๐๐๐ฅ ๐ก๐ ๐ ๐ก ๐ฉ ๐๐๐๐ ๐๐๐ ๐๐ฅ'๐ค ๐๐ค ๐๐ซ ๐๐ค ๐๐๐
...โญโโโโโโโฎ
โญโ...โญโโโโโฎ
โโ...โฐโโโโโฏ
โโ....................โ๐ช
โฐโ....โ โโ....โ
โฆ.โฐโโฏ....โฐโโฏ.
Hehe. I'm the imposter๐ฟ
It isnโt a mammoth and it isnโt a elefant so what is it?!