Dododex
ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
Tips & Strategies
Ark was desperate when they summoned a elephant that froze a tantrum and drinks beer he killed my dang therzi (-_-#) rip master shredder
Me: do we seriously need a new dinosaur?
Ark: no
Me: thank Gosh
Ark: we need a new mammal
Me: *physically crashing out* what now do we need it? Add a sabertooth tiger that smokes
Ark: great idea
More Deinotherium Funny Tips
"MMM... beer." Said the deinotherium.
They stay aggroed to you for so long, the only way I got them to de aggro is to lead them into deep water, and then they still aggro to you!
you know you in trouble when the top 3 tips for a creature are just people warning you not to mess with it lmao
I hate this drunk elephants they keep killing my stuff
Killed me 3 times killed my Dilo and lystrosaurusπ I thought he was just a big elephant not a elephant born from hell
If you think about it...
You have to kill their friends behind its back and share it some beer to calm the traumatized guy and he forgets about his friends and family once you introduce him to alcohol and he develops an addiction, forgetting what he loves and lives with you as you are ethe only one supporting his issues.
-Ira's Aquatics.
Like everyone said. Will look at you curiously then hunt you downπ
PRINCE ALI FABULOUS HE ALI ABABWAA
Direwolf: Iβm best pack creature!
Deinotherium: Hold my beer
(Pun intended, I donβt feel bad)
This is a unplayed mammoth that started drinking after he lost his job