1:It is a simple tame

2:Can you show me?

1:Sure, just hold my backpack while we walk.

( 5 hours later)

1:Ah! Here we are. A Dienotherium.

2:Can…( huff) you teach me ….( huff) now??

1:Yes. Give me my beer.

( unzips backpack and hands beer)

1:Now watch closely, young one, as I tame this magnificent creature.

( voice changes to a country accent)

1:Ye want sum beer?

Deinotherium: Hẽll yeah brothur!

— plastic bag

I hate this drunk elephants they keep killing my stuff

Killed me 3 times killed my Dilo and lystrosaurus🙂 I thought he was just a big elephant not a elephant born from hell

They stay aggroed to you for so long, the only way I got them to de aggro is to lead them into deep water, and then they still aggro to you!

you know you in trouble when the top 3 tips for a creature are just people warning you not to mess with it lmao

"MMM... beer." Said the deinotherium.

If you think about it...

You have to kill their friends behind its back and share it some beer to calm the traumatized guy and he forgets about his friends and family once you introduce him to alcohol and he develops an addiction, forgetting what he loves and lives with you as you are ethe only one supporting his issues.

-Ira's Aquatics.

Like everyone said. Will look at you curiously then hunt you down😭

PRINCE ALI FABULOUS HE ALI ABABWAA

Direwolf: I’m best pack creature!

Deinotherium: Hold my beer

(Pun intended, I don’t feel bad)