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ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
Funny Tips

What are some funny jokes or stories about the deinotherium? Funny deinotherium jokes submitted by ARK players.
If you think about it...
You have to kill their friends behind its back and share it some beer to calm the traumatized guy and he forgets about his friends and family once you introduce him to alcohol and he develops an addiction, forgetting what he loves and lives with you as you are ethe only one supporting his issues.
-Ira's Aquatics.
I was walking just knocked out a 135 parasaur. Then this albino BEAST walks up. i walk away to get berrys. Why is it following me? Its trunk was behind its tusk I GOT SO SCARED then. THE AGRO MUSIC. I RAN FOR MY LIFE. it chased me into the water. No my stuff is in shark infested water. I thought it was friendly