1:It is a simple tame

2:Can you show me?

1:Sure, just hold my backpack while we walk.

( 5 hours later)

1:Ah! Here we are. A Dienotherium.

2:Can…( huff) you teach me ….( huff) now??

1:Yes. Give me my beer.

( unzips backpack and hands beer)

1:Now watch closely, young one, as I tame this magnificent creature.

( voice changes to a country accent)

1:Ye want sum beer?

Deinotherium: Hẽll yeah brothur!

— plastic bag