Dododex

ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion

Question

What are some funny jokes or stories about the deinosuchus? Funny deinosuchus jokes submitted by ARK players.

score -5 · Answer 1 · 2024-12-22T04:57:29+00:00

Me as a noob:”can I pet it?”

The leader:”yes.”

Me:*goes up to it and dies*

Leader;”oh,i’ll take your loot”

1 year later*

“REVANGE!”

*amry of these behind me*

Leader:”dang it.”

-Dog

score -2 · Answer 2 · 2026-01-31T21:37:53+00:00

When you have one of these guys, Say "YUMMY"

score -2 · Answer 3 · 2026-02-09T21:58:23+00:00

Alligator-*SUP MF*

Player 1-"AAAAAAAA"*dead*

score -9 · Answer 4 · 2024-10-24T08:40:00+00:00

Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa:(

score -3 · Answer 5 · 2026-03-27T12:33:52+00:00

kapro: IM STRONGEST SWAMP CTEATURE

sarco: You sure about that?

Bary:You sarco I can beat u easily

Rhynio:Hold my beer

Deinosuchus has joined the game

All other swamp creatures have left the game.

Rhynio:Well I can beat you easily

Deino:(does giga bite)

Rhynio:(bleeds) AAAH U CANT BEAT ME IM ABOUT TO DIE

Deinosuchus:(does giga bite again)

(rhynio got turned to bug cartilage soup)