They just try and be your freind #save the crocs

P 1:This is tickles.

P 2:I can’t see it…

P 1:It’s because he’s shy!

( splash splash)

P 2:This water is refreshing.

P 2: why is your pet so shy?

P 1: oh, he’s not shy, actually. Just…likes to be hidden

P 2: why the name tickles?

P 1: oh, he just likes to nibble at peoples feet. It..( cough) tickles…

P 2: your dog is funny.

P1: oh, he’s not a dog.

P 2: what does he eat?

P 1: you’re about to find out!

— plastic bag

No way that They added my dog dude!

Don't worry it's more afraid of you than you are of it

Like clumby clumbernut once said… It’s as dangerous as me when I don’t have my coffee: Deadly.

DO NOT HAVE A SHOULDER PET!! I snuck up to toss some delicious prime into the 'One Shot Death Trap' and accidentally threw little Jimmy straight into the snap ☠😢😭😅🤣

I didn’t know Florida was a new map?!?

guys, they added chihuahuas to ark, speaking from experience as an owner of a chihuahua.

Sarco: im the terror of the swamp

Kapro: nuh-uh i am

Baryonyx: *clears throat*

Deinosuchus: *walks over with his beer belly* ya guys think ya better than me?

I think the sarco and the rex were more than just friends…