DO NOT HAVE A SHOULDER PET!! I snuck up to toss some delicious prime into the 'One Shot Death Trap' and accidentally threw little Jimmy straight into the snap ☠😢😭😅🤣

50 seconds, I spawned in I died I didn't even gear up the bags I just didn't run, I didn't see him "love up Don't love down"

I didn’t know Florida was a new map?!?

Sarco: im the terror of the swamp

Kapro: nuh-uh i am

Baryonyx: *clears throat*

Deinosuchus: *walks over with his beer belly* ya guys think ya better than me?

I think the sarco and the rex were more than just friends…

P 1:This is tickles.

P 2:I can’t see it…

P 1:It’s because he’s shy!

( splash splash)

P 2:This water is refreshing.

P 2: why is your pet so shy?

P 1: oh, he’s not shy, actually. Just…likes to be hidden

P 2: why the name tickles?

P 1: oh, he just likes to nibble at peoples feet. It..( cough) tickles…

P 2: your dog is funny.

P1: oh, he’s not a dog.

P 2: what does he eat?

P 1: you’re about to find out!

— plastic bag

Your average Australian crocodile

How can quetzals pick these things up but can't pick up a galli.

Roses are red

My brain is made of tin

This swamp puppy is the pet of Steve Irwin

Run (doom Music starts)