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ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
Funny Tips

What are some funny jokes or stories about the deinonychus? Funny deinonychus jokes submitted by ARK players.
I had to many of these guys, so what did I do? I breed them and than made them fight each other. It was a slaughterhouse!
I didn’t kill perfect deinonychus’s just because I could. I seriously had too many. I had like, eleven, And I saved three. Sorry if you like deinonychus’s. 😏
I love these, my big fluffy murder chickens, I had an army on fjurdor ase, they even had they're own little place to breed and make cute baby fluffy murder chickens, I had one named Blue I think her name was based on Jurrasic World... she drowned, I was in creative mode so I was used to them not getting hurt when I rode them, but she ran out of stam, and I didn't know that going back up was soooo slow when they're out of stamina, R.I.P. Blue, 1^ for 1R.I.P. to Blue,