Dododex

ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion

Question

What are some funny jokes or stories about the deinonychus? Funny deinonychus jokes submitted by ARK players.

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score 0 · Answer 1 · 2020-06-19T02:48:17+00:00

Everyone after tropio relesed:I don't want to play with you anymore😞.

Deinony:AM I A JOKE TO YOU😠.

also Deinony:you guys act better then me😡.

Bloodstalkers.tropios.and newer newcomers😐.

score 0 · Answer 2 · 2020-05-23T11:11:46+00:00

Wait wait wait- what?

I thought deinonychus was cuddles.

Imma go cuddle it-

score 0 · Answer 3 · 2020-05-22T13:50:25+00:00

Yeeeeeeeeeeeeeet

score 0 · Answer 4 · 2020-04-19T18:00:18+00:00

Talking to the raptor, anything you can do I can do better!

score 0 · Answer 5 · 2020-03-08T19:00:05+00:00

For some reason I can,t find the deinochyus saddle engram

score 0 · Answer 6 · 2020-02-17T01:33:51+00:00

When you see the fluffy raptor aw it's so cute want Im dead darn it killed me

score 0 · Answer 7 · 2020-02-10T20:19:00+00:00

The moment your riding on your newly tamed Giganotosaurus and your heading back to your base in the white cliffs on your Giganotosaurus then all of a sudden some deinonychus latch onto your giga and it gets angry, throws you off and kills you and the deinonychus.

score 0 · Answer 8 · 2020-02-10T00:56:39+00:00

I want one I need on I must have one cause I love raptors cause I’m weird and I love rock drakes cause I’m cool and I love and I will name it fluffy and I will love him and he will be my fluffy raptor and my best friend

score 0 · Answer 9 · 2019-10-07T07:50:20+00:00

Raptor: who you ?

Deinonychus: i’m you from the future.

score 0 · Answer 10 · 2019-07-21T21:29:02+00:00

This guy is the mother of all dodos.

They take no prisoners

Can’t wait to see one with a dodo army behind it...

score 0 · Answer 11 · 2019-07-12T09:20:30+00:00

*Raises Deinonychus excited to latch onto big dinos* *latches onto a max level Rex, immediately regrets decision*

score 0 · Answer 12 · 2019-07-01T22:31:41+00:00

Basically a raptor on steroids

score 0 · Answer 13 · 2019-06-26T16:52:58+00:00

What if chickens were evolved from Deinonychus.

score 0 · Answer 14 · 2019-06-18T11:26:19+00:00

The word onyc in their name already tells how annoying this thing is

score -1 · Answer 15 · 2025-11-27T18:59:45+00:00

rex: I'm strongest

giga: no I am

titan: hello I am

dei: hi yall

rex)giga)titan) dead

ty for reading 🦖🦖

score -1 · Answer 16 · 2024-12-30T08:20:24+00:00

Tip save game before stealing if u die close game with no save reload. Repeat me with 100090000900 restarts an egg.

score -1 · Answer 17 · 2024-12-09T03:02:39+00:00

Player: hehe…when they aren’t looking I’m gonna snatch that egg.

Deino: oi mate we see ya perfectly ****** well

Player *who only hears deino screeching*: crap

Deino: now imma eat ya mate

Player: *runs*

Deino: thas wut I thought mate

score -1 · Answer 18 · 2024-10-19T14:09:02+00:00

When you obtain an egg if you are impatient like me and get the eggs as soon as you gain the power of flight you want to place a ton of standing torches like fire army in ark amount of standing torches and burn yourself 2hours later bam baby you must commit murder also R.I.P. all who oppose you

score -1 · Answer 19 · 2024-05-20T03:02:13+00:00

God, when is this gonna be on switch? I NEED IT NOW!!!!!!!! 😡

score -1 · Answer 20 · 2022-11-09T18:54:38+00:00

These things are esey tame, steel there egg and they will reward you with elmint ×100, nockout with ur fists👍