Pls come to asa please please please

Seagull stole my blood crystal wy egg so i killed it with a rocket laucher

D@mn. How am I gonna kill this thing? Oh, wait I know. Duh.

( calls, speaks, then waits a few minutes)

( golden airplane comes out of air with the k pop golden song playing)

Rumi: sup. You say there was a demon here?

Yeah, over there. Would you…?

🎶Cuz I’m gonna show you… HOW ITS DONE DUN DUN.

— plastic bag

Beware of the darkness of wyverns,

Beware of the stalker of eggs,

Beware of the talons of crystals,

Beware of who is not what she seems.

Something is coming to crytallize the ARK,

Someting is coming to scorch the ground,

Crystal Isles will fall beneath Ember and Blood,

Unless the lost Lair of Crystal can be found.

In soveit russia you dont ride wyvern wyvern ride you

Pc players: Yes we got Crystal Isles first!

Console players: It sucks that we had to wait but at least we have it now.

Mobile Player: What is this Crystal Isles that you speak of?

I bought the switch version of ark, it’s a very efficient way to waste £45

When I find my first crystal wyvern egg: can’t wait to hatch this egg! Moments later after putting it in the flames of campfires oil fires and flamethrower flames:WHAT TOO COLD DO I HAVE TO PUT YOU IN A POOL OF LAVA!?!? After putting in a lava river:STILL TOO COLD?!?!

I like how there’s six people who say “First tip,” and give no useful information.

Yes, I submitted a tip.

And a helpful one too

Rock drake: A Battery

Managarmr: AA Battery

Wyvern: AAA Battery

Crystal wyvern: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Me: Ooooh... Shiny

My friend: NOOOOOOO

"You have died"

Why is the picture just a fire wyvern that is blue

These things are Not turret sappers. they don't mix well with bullets. Lol. But there still my favorite dino on Ark.

Pls up I'm having a competition with my sister.

I’m a big fan of wings of fire, loved the prophecy

Up if u like wings of fire to

When you think about it the blood wyvern vomits it's blood

Basically a Karen, give them crystals and they’ll love you

Me: I can’t believe I tamed a Crystal wyvern!

The next day: it died to a spino.

Me: I hate my life.

Console players( me and all teh fresking protesters ): JUST A FEW MORE DAYS..

Pc players: shooooo i am making buttons click click clickety *keyboard noises*

When an hungry wyvern falls in to element and crystal lake...

On my way to get a Blood Wyvern egg earlier and I witnessed another level 150 one obliterate a player on his Griffin and it also took out 4 Terror Birds with it. Damn near crashed into a mountain I was laughing so hard! 🤣 Poor Terror Birds! They didn't do anything to warrant that kind of punishment!